Longest Survey Ever

This survey took waaaaaaaaaaay to fucking long. It has 1000 questions. I don’t expect anyone to actually read all of this.

Longest Survey Ever. CAN YOU do 1000 questions?

Hi, whats your name?: Bruce, but you may call me Master.
Did you know, I was making a survey, I got to question 250, and it closed?: Sounds like somebody’s sucking. Haha.
:(: Yea, I was talking about you.
Would you date your best friend?: No. My best friends are males and I don’t swing that way.
On a date, who should pay?: Me. The guy.
What’s your IQ?: Hopefully above average.
Is there an ad on the side of this page?: Yes, there sure is.
What’s it of?: “How Smart Are You?”
What’s the fastest you’ve ever been in a car?: 140 mph on a autobahn in Germany
A song ever made you cry?: A song has brought a tear to my eyes, yes, but I haven’t full out cried because of it.
A movie?: Definetly. Movies, Books, and Games hit my soul.
Book?: Yeap. Read above.
What was the last movie you watched?: The Dark Knight (Batman)
Who was the hero?: Batman
What was the rating?: So far it’s outstanding. Breaking records.
Would your mom approve?: Oh yes, she knows I love Batman
What are you looking forward to?: Being out of the Army in 27 days.
What would you do if you were pregnant?: Freak out, because I’m a guy.
What time is it?: It’s obviously time for you to get a watch, but it’s actually 1300. 1 PM.
How long are you williing to spend on a survey?: I like surveys, they are fun to fill out.
Do you take breaks?: Do you NOT take breaks? Fah-reak.
Do you rock at Guitar Hero?: I’m good at the drums. Gee I wonder why.
Who is your favorite Jonas Brother?: Who the fuck is a Jonas Brother?
Did you like High school Musical?: Okay see now you’re just confusing me. Uhm… No.
Have you ever told someone (who isn’t your family/friends) you Love them?: Yes. I have told 2 women I loved them. And I meant it both times.
Do you kiss your friends on the cheek?: Nooooooo way.
Lips?: Nooooooo way.
Ever been on a diet?: Nooooooo way. I’d disappear.
Play an instrument?: I use to play the drums.
Is the Clarinet sexy?: As a matter of fact, it is! I can’t think of a single guy on the face of the earth that doesn’t go “Clarinet… mmm. SEXY!!”
Do you believe in God?: Yes, I do.
Karma?: Most certainly. Like it or not, good or bad, everyone is going to get what they deserve in the end.
Let’s say Karma exists. What is yours like?: Right now it’s kinda harsh, but in 27 days… I will finally be Vindicated
Let’s say Heaven/Hell exists. If you died now, where are you headed?: Well I think I’m headed to Hell. The standards for heaven are a bit too hard for me.
Does that scare you?: Not really.
Are you okay?: Yeap. I’m peachy.
How long are you willing to wait for true love?: My whole life.
What is the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?: Hrm. I ate a large deep dish pizza once. The whole thing.
Do you pray a lot?: I pray about twice a week.
What’s your bed made of?: Uhm.. Bed stuff. Matress, wood, metal. Yarr.
What do you think of teenybopper mags like J14 & Bop!: Never heard of them. So I think you made them up. That’s what I think.
Do you have any posters in your room?: I do not.
Who is the sexiest superhero?: Well since I’m a guy… Wonder woman, Batgirl, or one of the X-men ladies.
How many songs are on your iPod?q: Less than 500 I think.
What’s your ringtone?: No phone, no ringtone.
Do you know anyone who’s “perfect?”: Nobody is perfect, but people can be perfect for each other.
Would you date yourself?: No. I’m a nerd.
Are you prettier than all your friends?: Haha. No. I’m a nerd.
Do you ever look in the mirror and think “God, i’m pretty!”: Wow. No. I sure don’t.
Have you ever walked by a shop window and checked yourself?: I probably have, but not on purpose.
Have you changed in the past year?: I am in a constant state of change. I’d like to think I am slowly becoming a better person.
Which of your friends has changed the most?: Brooke, Jonathan.
What grade are you in?: I graduated 6 fricking years ago.
What show can you absolutely NOT stand?: I hated Kids Next Door on Cartoon Network, because it always came on right when I had to go to work, so I began to associate that show with work. They never stood a chance.
Do you like surgical shows?: No. I get queasy from blood or the thought of it really quick.
Can you entire life change in a second?: Easily.
Ever been on a boat?: Yes.
Do you like nautical print?: Uhhh… what?
Do you think you could be a model?: Definetly not.
Would you ever wear mint green tights?: Haha. If ever I found myself in Hyrule, maybe.
Pink legwarmers?: No way! Pink is a girl’s color. And I’m not Vegeta.
Mint tights & pink legwarmers?: Okay. You’re asking for it.
Isn’t Chelsea Staub just so ick?: Who?
If you don’t know who that is, just google her.: I’d rather not.
Isn’t she ick?: Oh bajesus.
Can you complete these song lyrics:: I can try.
“Up and down, you’re all around. Say . . . “: ANOTHER. FUCKING. WORD!
Would you rather have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?: No eyelashes I guess.
Are you buying these CDS when they come out:: I don’t buy CDs, sooooo
Ali Lohan’s: No
Lindsay Lohan’s: No
Jonas Brothers’ A Little Bit Longer: No
Miley Cyrus’ Breakout?: No
Demi Lovato’s?: No
Selena Gomez’s?: No
What do you think of Zac Efron?: I don’t know who that is.
Do you know who Zacquisha is?: Nope.
Do you find Selena Gomez annoying?: Who?
Did you know she’s really mean in real life?: Look, can you ask me questions I can relate too?
What’s worse: Seeing your ex with someone else or being alone?: Seeing your ex with someone else WHEN you’re alone.
Do you have someone who loves you no matter what?: I’ve been told that, but I find that doubtful.
What age do you wanna get married?: I don’t.
Quick! Make a wish!: I wish I had a time machine. =)
I’m no fairy, so I can’t guarentee anything.: You also can’t spell for shit.
Ever done an all nighter?: Yes.
Ever had a cliche sleepover party with hair braiding, and gossip?: I AM A GUY. STOP INSULTING ME.
If you saw your first crush in the street, what would happen?: I would talk to her.
What’s the weirdest day of the week?: Mondays. Probably.
Ever had a Jamaican meat patty?: Uhm.. no?
What’s your ethnicity(ties?): White. =P
What do you think of men in short shorts?: I think the army is full of fags who like short shorts.
What’s your middle name?: Andrew. And you?
Named after anyone?: Oh fine. Ignore me. No I am not. My name comes from 2 quick page flips from a baby book. First to section A, then to section B, then reversed.
Would you change your name?: No. I like it.
What do you think of the name LaTiphaneigh?: Sounds interesting.
Know anyone who would name their kid LaTiphaneigh?: Oh yes.
Ever talked to anyone who was really drunk?: Yes. I actually like that because a lot of people show their true colors when they’re drunk.
Ever had a really unpleasant cab ride?: Oh yes. In AIT I shared a cab with many a unpleasant soldiers.
Ever laughed out loud at the TV?: Of course! I watch Comedy Central and the Cartoon Network. That’s just asking for laughter.
Ever laughed out loud at Seinfeld?: Yea. Back when they still released new episodes. Good show.
You’ve done 100 questions! Congrats!: Why thank you, Alfred.
How do you feel about teeny scene posers?: Uhm.. What?
Are you sick right now?: Sick of your unrelatable questions.
What mouthwash do you use?: It’s the army generic kind. It’s called “MOUTH WASH”. Really creative eh?
What time is it?: Still time for you to get a watch. 1315. 1:15 PM.
Isn’t Christian Bale so sexy?: … I… am… a… guy.
Who is the sexiest superhero?: Are you fucking looping? You already asked this. Wonder woman, batgirl.
Are you going to see the new Batman movie?: I already did. Twice.
I am because Batman/Christian Bale makes me swoon. hahaha.: Well good for you, lady.
Would you spray paint your phone number on the Jonas Brothers’ tour bus?: Doubtful.
Girls have.: Well then how can I become a Jonas Brother?
Do you hate E True Hollywood Stories?: I don’t watch that show. So no.
Do you know who Ted Bundy is?: A murderer.
Do you own anything from Tiffany & Co?: Nope.
Does your town/city suck?: I love my hometown. It sucks, but I love it. I don’t know why people hate AP.
Where does your best friend live?: I got 2. Both in Florida.
You may want to go make some tea, cuz the questions are getting XTREEMMEEEE: I think I can handle you.
Do you have a job?: I do.
Ever worked double shift?: I’ve worked 36 hours straight before. And I’m pretty sure I’ve done that at least more than 3 times.
Ever been arrested?: No.
Ever done something illegal?: Who hasn’t? Oh yes. I’ve done more than a few illegal things. But prove it!
Do you have cable?: I do. Time Warner Road Runner. Meep mother fucking meep. =)
Do you do your own laundry?: No I just let the imaginary laundry fairies do my laundry. OF COURSE I DO MY LAUNDRY.
Do you read Gossip Magazines?: Nope.
Gossip sites?: Nope.
Who is your favorite Tila Tequila contestant?: Uhh.. what?
Hate anyone right now?: I’m very disgruntled towards certain people, but I try not to hate.
What color is your undies? :]: I wear boxers. Usually they have 3-4 different colors per pair.
Can you sing?: Loudly and out of tune, yes.
How are you at Halo?: I suck. But that’s because I don’t play Halo. I like Call of Duty 4 though. That one is fun.
Like old music?: Yeap.
Do you think your beautiful?: Nope.
Have you seen the English Patient?: I don’t believe so. No.
What was so good about it?: Like I could tell you.
Do you like knee socks?: Uhm… My knees do not require socks…
Do you ski?: I have ski’d before. And I have also snowboarded before. But I can’t really do these things well. But I’m GREAT at falling down snowy mountains.
Who was your first kiss?: Janice Whalen.
Ever been to some sort of band camp?: Nope.
Do you know what TNA is?: Haha. I do. And I love that. Especially the T part.
Do you like cheesy romance novels?: I’ve never read them, but I might.
Would you ever go to Camp Rock?: I’ve been to iROCK. Does that count?
East High?: West Low?
Do you get paranoid late at night?: I do.
Have you seen Flight 29 Down?: No. But you missed Highway 53 Left.
Do you like AM radio?: I use AM to play my iPod in my car.
Do you turn the radio on for company?: I don’t. I’m usually quite entertaining.
Where is your birth father?: He’s in Alabama.
Is there something you really want to say to someone right now?: I love and miss you, woman. I wish I understood why.
What was your most akward moment with a guy?: Haha. Probably my first shower in Basic training. That’s quite a shocker.
How old do you look?: Probably older than I am?
In the shower, do you start the water then get in, or get in first?: Get in, start the water, wait till it’s warm before I let it soak myself.
Do you play animal crossing?: No, but I know people who have. And we all dread when Mr. Resetti comes out in Smash Bros. Every player groans.
Can you change a flat tire?: I can. It would take me awhile because I’m kinda sucking in the mechanical department, but I know how.
Do you have a label?: Uhh.. What?
How’s your mom?: She’s good. I should probably call sometime.
Do your parents even like you?: Yes. They love me.
What was the last thing you bought?: My movie ticket for “The Dark Knight” other than that, I can’t recall.
Are you ticklish?: Mmmmmmaybe.
Is tickling cute or annoying?: I like to tickle.
Ever won anything?: I am the King of Smash Bros. Fo’ shizzle.
Do you kill bugs?: Just the ones that piss me off. Or the ones with 8 legs.
Are you an environmentalist?: Sometimes I am. Sometimes I am not.
Do you take the bus?: Nope. I have a car.
What would you do without Bzoink?: Who?
Do you think uggs are for greedy girls?: What?
Can a girl and a guy be Just friends?: No.
Have you ever started a rumor?: Nope.
Have you ever been confronted?: Yes.
Have you ever confronted someone?q: Yes.
Do you smoke?: No.
Would you ever be a waitress at a 50s diner?: No, I would not.
SOS by Rihanna or S.O.S by the Jonas Brothers?: Uhm.. I don’t know.
Do you like the smell of axe?: I wear it. lol. Just to let everyone know.. that warning about “unexpected large quantities of ladies flocking to you” Yea.. it’s not true.
Does it stink?: I wear it, so I hope not.
What was the best year of your life?: 2000
Ever had a summer romance?: I suppose I did in 2001.
Ever had any really fake friends?: I think I still do every now and then.
Are you in love with three boys from New jersey?: I’m a guy. And I’m straight. And I’m this close [—] to whooping your ass.
Named Nick, Kevin, and Joe? ;): …
What’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?: There’s too many surprising moments of kindness to single out just one. I have been shown kindness from the most unexpected people at the most unexpected times.
Do songs ever remind you of colors?: Yes.
Who lives in your house with you?: Private Payne. Yay.
Have you ever paid on a date?: Of course.
What’s the longest survey you’ve ever done?: I’d have to say this one right here.
How old were you when you started wearing makeup?: … This is just wrong.
What do you think of those wannabe teeny six graders who wear eyeshadow?: I have no opinion of people that I am twice their age of. Booyah.
Ever had a movie marathon?: Oh yes. I love those, if it’s a good movie set.
How many times have you seen Mean Girls?: I think once. Don’t ask.
What do you think of Jeffree Star?: Who?
What if he was dating your mom?: I’d be concerned.
What if he was dating your dad?: I’d be very concerned.
Where is the weirdest place you’ve ever fallen asleep?: In an abandoned building in a dark corner during the day.
Aren’t the kittens on the toilet paper bags SO cute?: The what? Oh yea. I guess.
Do you have an Inner Circle?: I do. And it’s not easy to get to that inner circle. In fact there’s only 3 people in it. You could call it the inner square or triangle.
Who’s the prettiest?: The only female, Brooke. =)
Is a Jonas brothers shirt a band t-shirt?: … You have a sick fetish with the Jonas people.
Socks or no socks?: Socks, fo’ shizzle.
Barefoot or shoes?: Barefoot, fo’ shizzle. Haha. =)
Ever gone out and callen someone fat or ugly?: Way way way back in Elementary school. I don’t like to use those words nowadays.
Ever rejected someone?: Probably.
What’s your theme song?: I like Cid’s theme on FF7.
What do you do in the summer?: I sweat.
Are you bored?: I am not.
Is The News just depressing?: It’s important. I read the news often.
Ooh, we passed the 200 question mark. :): That’s a relief.
Do you have a facebook/myspace?: I do.
Where was your profile picture taken?: I took a print screen shot of Swords and Serpents.
Do you like lipgloss?: I like chap stick.
Do you believe in miracle lip plumpers?: Uhhh, depends on the girl I suppose.
What song do you ALWAYS sing along to?: Blink 182 “Adam’s Song”.
When was the last time you wore a dress?: Never. Ever.
What was the last TV show you watched?: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
What was the last song you played over and over and over?: Hrm. I guess it was a Rascal Flatts song.
Would you ever leave your drink alone?: Haha. Why? Should I be afraid some girl is gonna try to drug my drink and then date-rape me? Ohhhh that would be sad.
Isn’t Anne Hathaway kind of annoying?: Uhmm… who?
Ever been so in love that you just giggled randomly?: Probably.
Is your pet allowed on the couch?: I don’t have any pets. So yes, they are. I also don’t have a couch.
Are you pyschic?: I am. Aren’t you?
Can you feel your hipbones?: I can. Can’t you?
What do you think of bellypiercings?: Nice. =)
Who is the most important person in your life?: She knows who she is.
Ever had an emotionally destructive relationship?: Yeap.
Ever stayed in bed for an entire day?: No. I really need to do that someday.
When was the last time you slept somewhere other than your bed?: A few days ago I fell asleep at the computer. I do that sometimes.
Where did you sleep?: At my desk, head down on the keyboard.
RANDOM: RANDOM ANSWER.
Can you do this survey until the end?: Most probably. Can’t you?
Are you a rambler?: I am. Aren’t you?
How many piercings do you have?: Zero.
Are hip piercings pointless?: Geez. It sounds painful.
Ever been to Australia?: I haven’t. Not really interested in going there either.
Do you have freckles?: I use to. I don’t think I do anymore. Except maybe a random one here or there on my arms.
Do you hate them?: I didn’t hate them. Didn’t really notice them.
Do you know what a wenis is?: Sounds like a misspelled penis. No.
You have a sick mind. It’s the skin around your elbow. :): ROFL. I guess you are psychic too.
What’s your favorite band?: Blink 182.
What would you do if you were asked to join it?: I would love to do that. Even though I suck.
Where do you wish you grew up?: I like where I grew up.
Do you like farms?: I do.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?: I actually met another Riggs in the army.
Is your name common?: Y’know, it sounds common, but I don’t see too many Bruce’s around.
Do you have a Bzoink account?: I don’t.
What is the best compliment you’ve ever gotten?: I think someone once told me I was hott.
Are you a morning person?: I have become one.
Or a night owl?: I use to be. Not anymore. I can still pull an all-night game session though.
How often do you moisturize?: Uhh.. ?
Anyone ever called you beautiful?: I don’t think so.
Are you bang bang scene?: No. I’m POW POW mean.
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?: Oak, or Palm.
What would be your last meal?: Spaghetti or Pizza, for sure.
If you could get away with anything, would you murder someone?: Without hesitation.
Was your parent(s) hot in the day?: Like I would know, because I was around back then… right?
What do you think of Vanessa Hudgens?: Who?
And her photo scandal?: What?
Age range of people you’ve kissed in the past two years?: I haven’t kissed anyone in the past 2 years. Thanks survey.
Complete the lyrics:: I’ll try. But you’re odd.
“One of has got to say, we can’t keep living this same way. So i’ll . . . “: just pretend like I know the woooooords.
What are your chances of being with your crush?: Zero.
Ever been to a funeral?: Too many.
Do you take a lot of pictures of yourself?: I don’t.
Do you own anything chanel?: What?
What does your wallet look like?: It’s a Nintendo wallet. It has a Nintendo controller on it.
Are you rich?: Not now, but later I will be.
Richer than your friends?: I think so.
What do you think of Justin Timberlake?: I think he’s just another rich dude.
Does what goes around really come back around?: Yes.
Or is that just a song?: It’s true.
What are you listening to?: The clickety-clackety of my fingers hitting the keyboard. Fool.
What do you like about that song?: It’s really fast paced. Clickety-clickety-clickety. I’m fast. =)
What do you hate about that song?: I’m not drunk. And I want to be.
Are your legs prickly right now?: Nope.
Whats your favorite kind of muffin?: Chocolate.
When was the last time you cried?: Not too long ago.
Are you a happy person?: Before the army, I was. Now I get angry easily and I hate my job. But when I’m off work I’d like to think I’m a very cheery person.
Do people think you’re a downer?: Probably.
Ever been ditched?: Often.
What’s a time in your life you’d LOVE to erase?: Haha. Right now. This entire Army service part.
What superpower do you want?: The power to control metal and magnetic fields. Like Magneto. I want to crush people with metal. It sounds fun.
Ever been attracted to someone’s parent?: Heh… mmmmmaybe.
Did they ever find out?: Nope.
Did their daughter/son ever find out?: Nope.
Do you have a fax machine?: I don’t.
Do you ever use it?: If I had it, I wouldn’t.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I want to be free.
Have you planned out your life?: I did once. And nothing of it ever came to be.
Do you like the name Lydia?: I do. It’s cool.
Are you a good writer?: I have my moments. I can write one hell of a love letter, I think.
Are you an english-arts person or a math-science person?: Math-science.
What’s your favorite kind of accent?: Russian on a girl.
Are you proud of your religion?: I am.
Are you sick of this survey yet?: I am not.
Good, because we’re reaching the 300 mark.: w00t. All your survey are belong to us!
Ever been cat called?: D’what?
Ever been RUDELY cat called?: What the hell is a cat call?
Own anything Hollister?: I don’t think so.
Whats your favorite piece of clothing?: My gamer shirts.
Do you/did you own Chinese slippers?: No.
Ever thrown a tantrum in a public place?: Yeaaaaap. “SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!” lol.
Own a BluRay?: Not yet. But I plan too. With my PS3. =)
Is Big Rob for real?: Big Who?
Do you paint?: In mspaint.exe I do.
300 mark! Actually, 302 mark.: Well thank you Captain Obvious.
Ever had a big mall cookie?: I think so.
Isn’t Lizzie McGuire the worst show ever?: Who What?
Did you know the little brother is Stickler in Cory in the House?: I’ve never heard of watched any of that.
Did you know Cory in the House was cancelled??: I didn’t. Good.
Seen the Disney Channel games?: Nope.
Do you hate bands who forget their fans?: Not really.
Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest?: Bruce Riggs!
Timberland or T Pain?: B Dawg
What kind of name is T Pain?: Pfft. Like I know. The idiot misspelled The. Forgot the he.
Have you seen Carrie?: Nope.
Wasn’t it lame?: Haven’t seen it.
Do you surf?: The internet, I do. The oceans I do not.
Have you ben outside USA?: Twice.
What are you going to do after you finish this survey?: Find something to do probably. Most probably my laundry.
Will you even finish this survey?: Well d’uh. It doesn’t go on forever so…
Do you make surveys?: I did once. I still have it.
Do you take your own surveys?: I did once. I still have it. =P
Do you like the beach boys?: Nope.
Can you tell i’m a Jonas Brothers fanatic?: Yes.
Or am I low key?: I’m just a great detective like that.
Are you?: I am.
Would you rather meet Zac Efron or Chase Crawford?: Neither.
Did you know Taylor Momsen is only fourteen?: Who?
Do you like your friends?: I do.
Pick five friends:: Alright then.
1.: Bryan
2.: Jonathan
3.: Brooke
4.: Mitch
5.: Curtis
Is number one your best friend?: Yes.
Are they annoying?: No.
What’s the wackiest thing you’ve ever done?: I don’t really know anymore. It was too long ago.
Ever been out on the town with them?: Yes.
What’s their mom’s name?: Beth, Zelda, ?, ?, ?
Is number two good looking?: He’s a guy. I don’t swing that way, dammit.
Do they like the Jonas Brothers?: Doubtful.
Would you go out with them if they were the opposite sex?: 1 of them is. And I would.
Are they good advice givers?: They are great advice givers.
How old are they?: 24, 24, 23, 24, 25
Is number three a blonde?: Yes, yes she is.
Do they gossip a lot?: I don’t know if they gossip a lot.
Ever wanted to kiss them?: I have kissed Brooke, and I’ve no interest in kissing guys.
What religion are they?: Christian, Athiest, Pagan-like, Christian?, Wiccan
What was your worst fight?: The one where I got my ass beat.
Is number four mean?: No. He’s not. But he doesn’t take shit from people.
How did you meet?: High School. “Fuh-Q”
What’s their favorite storee?: Probably like me – Best Buy or some type of electronics store.
When was the last time you called them?: I don’t use the phone very often…
What’s their favorite song?: I couldn’t tell you.
Does number five even exist?: Of course he exists, but I bet he’d like to be a myth like that.
Do they do surveys too?: No. I don’t think any of them do surveys.
Do they have a facebook?: They’re all on myspace.
Are they ugly?: None of my friends are ugly.
What’s their favorite food?: Pizza, pizza, ?, ?, ?
Okay.: Yeap.
What do you think of Jessica Simpson?: I think she’s hott.
Has it been an hour since you started yet?: Almost.
How long are you willing to go?: I’m gonna finish this.
Okay, how long am I willing to go making this surveyy ehh.: Yea.
If you answered idk for 85% of this quiz, then go jump off a cliff plz.: Nope. You go jump off a cliff. You’re the one asking gay questions.
DETAILED ANSWERS. idk is not an answer!!: Screw you.
AHSHDSFDHDFF.: You said it, R2.
Ever bullied anyone?: No.
Ever been bullied?: Yes.
How long have you been single?: Technically, Almost 6 years.
Do you wish you were fourteen again?: Yea of course. That was during the golden age of RPGs
Do you like the name natalie?: It’s nice.
Is everyone equal?: No.
Any mosquito bites?: WTF???
Do you know the band Tears for Fears?: I don’t. But I know that tiers are for queers, mother fucker!
Ever read The Outsiders?: I haven’t.
The Chrysallids?: The what?
Have any frienemies?: I hope not. But I wont say no.
Would you ever eat a possum?: I probably would.
A possum muffin?: Mmmm. Big delicious.
What if all the cool kids were doing it?: I’m one of the cool kids. ROFL.
Do you go to a parent for advice?: I don’t.
Ever seen a gynecologist?: I haven’t. I lack the requirements to go to one of those.
Would you date one?: Hahahaha. If they are a girl, and they’re hot. Sure.
Is it my business?: It’s nothing private, ROFLOLMAONADE. Get it? Private? lol.
Are any of these questions my business?: If I don’t like your question, I wont answer it.
What day is it?: It’s Christmas day, duh! It’s actually Saturday.
What are you looking forward to?: Being out of the army in 27 days. You already asked that.
What do you think of the song Apologize?: Don’t remember it.
Shop at Winners?: No I shop at Losers.
Do you NEED anyone?: Sometimes I do.
Are you top priority in someone besides your family’s life?: No.
Are you a cheerleader?: Go Bruce Go. For myself I am.
Do you hate teenys who pretend to be hot cheerleaders over the net?: Haha. No.
Have an AIM?: I do.
Ever gotten revenge on someone?: I have.
Is your mom cute?: I don’t know. That’s not something I can tell.
Ever had someone you loved to hate?: No.
Do you know what an Honesty Box is?: I don’t. But I’d like to know.
Ever gotten a nasty message from that?: Aha. So I do know what it is. No I never have.
Is there such thing as the perfect man?: No.
Do you think Lindsay Lohan will ever make a comeback?: Sure. She can still be hott.
How about Britney Spears!: Sure can.
402 Questions! Thats why I put an exclamation after that question.: You go girl.
Did you play in the streets?: Oh yes. Laflam Road, son!
Have you ever been superemo after a breakup?: Yea I think so.
Ever had friends with benefits?: No, I haven’t.
Ever been so embarrased you just ran away and hid?: No.
Ever tried to read the bible?: I do read the Bible.
Are you excited for school?: Hell yea.
Are all your friends prettier than you?: Probably. But I wouldn’t know.
Does your friend have a boyfriend who’s really ugly?: Uhm.. Like I could tell.
Really hot?: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Do you have any spots you miss while shaving?: Yes. But I always get them for last.
Addicted to anything?: Sodas. But I’m good at being able to stop.
Do you like Taylor Swift?: Who?
Isn’t she just the prettiest?: Who?
Ever yelled SHOTGUNNN: Of course. I’ve also called Bitch before.
Do you live in a state, province, or territory?: A state.
What is it called?: Texas
Do you live in Seattle?: I don’t.
Do you want to?: I would like to visit that place.
Would you rather listen to heavy metal or bluegrass?: Heavy Metal, son!
Do you live on a farm?: I use to live in a farm-type environment.
What do you hide from your parents?: Nothing.
What’s your favorite lollipop flavour?: Uhm.. The good kind?
Ever had green apple?: Yes, of course.
Are you planning on going to bed soon?: No, most definetly not.
Because later, i’m planning on going to bed?: Well good for you.
Do you know who Joe Simpson is?: I don’t.
Denise Jonas?: No idea.
Maris Crane?: Who?
The Tiz?: Uhm. You said it.
Obviously you don’t read Perez if you couldn’t answer the one above.: Obviously.
Is God a DJ?: He is.<br