I Wish I Knew
What does she see in him that she doesn’t see in me? What does he do that I don’t? Or can’t? What is it about him that makes him better than me? Why doesn’t she care? I must be ugly or something. Dammit. I just want to punch a baby or something. I’m so angry. At her, and myself. I’m such an idiot. I should have known she would never like me. A girl like that never would.
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Y’know what. I don’ tneed her. Sh’es sjust a stupid girl. And she doesn’t care. I have a new requirement forthe girls tht I like.
1. Long dark hair
2. Dark eyes
3. Boobs
4. Funny
5. Intelligent
6. Likes games
7. Has a heart.
The new one is number 7. Now my girls that I like have ot have a heart before I like them. And they have to have at least 4 out of 7 traits.
So all you other girls who don’t have 4 o f7, scre wy’all.
But the mandatory traits are nubmer 6 and 7. If you don’t like games, no Bruce for you. If you don’t have a heart, no Bruce for you.
Screw all women. I don’t need htems.
~Bruce
Yes but do you really want to be with someone who has played your emotions like she has? I mean, it’s not YOUR fault, you can’t help who you are, and if she doesn’t like you, that’s her problem. I know it hurts, but you don’t deserve someone like that. ::Hugs::
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You just didn’t want to say #3 is mandatory because you know chicks read this. ;P
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Dark hair and eyes are overrated. Long live redheads!!! Sorry, had to say it. lol Anyway, that had nothing to do with you, we are just the minority and the underdogs…I said it for myself. =P And you, my dear, need to heal some. Take some time off from women if you need to, lose yourself in some games and time with the guys for a while if you need to, rest, recharge and then get back into the
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dating scene! *hugs!*
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Boooobs are pretty much a requirement. Even for me. And I like men, haha.
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8/13/10 I’d find a girl with lovely turds in milk eyes and poo hair to match but you wouldnt appreciate that so I’ll just say….someday….
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