7/5/08
aprilr_21: Whta the heck is up with nicki??
aprilr_21: She’s not living where she was n e more?
virtuekid: …?
virtuekid: Uhhhh….
aprilr_21: I called her house today to see if she wanted to go to the fireworks and I assuming it was her aunt that tol dme she was no longer living there….she is living with Charlie?
virtuekid: Oh great.
aprilr_21: who is Charlie
virtuekid: I don’t know.
Nicki, do you have a boyfriend or something? This is why I ask.
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aprilr_21: Whta the heck is up with nicki??
aprilr_21: She’s not living where she was n e more?
virtuekid: …?
virtuekid: Uhhhh….
aprilr_21: I called her house today to see if she wanted to go to the fireworks and I assuming it was her aunt that tol dme she was no longer living there….she is living with Charlie?
virtuekid: Oh great.
aprilr_21: who is Charlie
virtuekid: I don’t know.
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So. Do you have a new boyfriend or something along those lines?
If you got a boyfriend, that’s something I think I need to know, that way I can stop flirting with you. Stuff like that. I need to know this. Let me know immediately.
~Bruce
Hi.
i’M REALLY drunk righ tnow. I just want to say hello. And that I miss you. And that I can’t wait to see you again. I got a really good drink today. It’s fucking 1 part Smirnoff Black Cherry, 1 part Red Bull, and 2 parts Sprite. It’s called “Black Cherry Buzz” an dGod damn does it taste good. It’s so sweet. Like a kool aid. I just wanted uyou to know that when I get back to Florida i’LL MIX YOU this dirnk. I know you’ll like it. I can’t wait to see you again. I think about you all the time. I’m really dizzy as hell right now. I think I’m gonna go with my buddies out the club tonight. Maybe have some fun eh? I usually tell better jokes when I’m druink anyways. And tonight I a definetly smashed. I’m feeling so good. Hey Nicki I just wanted you to know I love you. and that I really hope you’re not with that Charlie guy. Because he’s a bum. I don’t even know him but he’s a bum. And that I’m better. Or something. Yea. I just want to make you happy. If he doesn’t then that’s how I’m better. I really genuinely care about you and I wish you knew that. Well I’m gonn ago walk into some walls and stuff. Y’now, thinks drunk people do. I loveyou. I love you.
~Your bRuce
Hey there babe,
I just talked with my buddy, and we are soooooo going out tonight. Man this is gonna be fun. I just realize that I am in El Paso, and El Paso is filled with hispanic women. And hispanic women all usually have long dark hair, dark eyes, and boobs. Which are all great. So like, maybe I can find a girl that will be like somene to help me get over you. I don’t know though. I’ve met a lot of hispanic women while in El Paso, and they all have the smame problem. They just aren’t you.
Wlel g”night Nicki. I love you.
~bRuce
I just wish I could make her understand that I love her, dammit. I efel that i could be the best guy there is out there for her. dammit. I’m too fucking dizzy to be typing anythhing righ now. Especially when I’m blink. I really fuck up when I blink. God.
You women suck. You really do. You always go for the wrong guy when the right one is just standing there, waiting for you.
~bRuce
Oh, Bruce.
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7/29/10 These emails are sad, funny and very sweet at the same time. And however did you manage to sign your name is “bRuce” all three times? lol
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