Haha, suckers!
Welly well well,
I signed out on leave today, however my plane doesn’t leave until Sunday…
Which means I have to stay hidden for 2 days.
So far I’ve done really well. They tried to find me today because the colonel wants his personal computer set up at home..
Well I don’t do personal computers for others unless they are my friend or they are paying me… So I answered the door with not 1, but 2 alcoholic beverages in my hand.
“Riggs, we need you to come to work and help the colonel with his internet”
“……… The colonel already has internet.”
“Yea well his office is good but he needs help with his PERSONAL computer…”
“………. at his house?”
“Yes.”
” …… That’s illegal. I can’t be forced to do that. Plus I’m drunk.”
*he notices I’m dual-wielding alcoholic beverages*
“Yeaaaaa I can see that. Don’t worry about it. We’ll find a way to get this taken care of.”
And my confession is… I don’t even drink. I just had to dual-wield beer to keep them off me. And it worked. The beers are still sitting over on a nearby table, in case I have to answer the door…
I’m so slick.
~Bruce
*snicker* Good one! Good one…hehe. Why do you have beers anyway though if you dont drink? Like…they’re someone elses or they’re just there for those kind of situations? lol
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That is the smoothest move ever. Very wily.
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ryn: thanks =] haha. And yeah, they do suck! Not to mention are disgusting..blech. Do you fall victim to them every now and again also? haha, I had to giggle a bit reading this. You’re pretty sneaky! Maybe you should be working for the CIA instead of the military? =] jk lol take care! =]
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