LSE 1201-1250

1201) Have you ever hula hooped: Indeed.

1202) Have you ever gazed into a crystal ball: I have.

1203) What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you: Everyone used to love you. You’d walk down the hall and everyone would stop, smile and wave at you. Now, you could live, die, or mushrooms could grow out of your ass and no one would care ::shrugs:: and? I’m supposed to care what a bunch of stuck up, sheltered, rich snobs think? He was an ass anyway.

1204) Did any of your love ones die in Hurricane Katrina: No, thankfully.

1205) Where did you go on your last vacation: My last actual vacation…the Caymans…naturally.

1206) What was your worst vacation over: Ah, Branson. What a nightmare!!!

1207) Ever have your bags searched at the airport: Everyone hates flying with me. I always have to get the pat down, shoe removal, bag search. I guess I look guilty or something.

1208) Ever snuck something on a plane that you shouldn’t have: Um, no. Seeing as how I get searched all the time…I actually had to let one of the guys keep my nail clippers. Really? What am I going to do with some nail clippers?

1209) Did you ever smoke in the school bathroom: I smoked in my dorm room and the dorm bathroom.

1210) What is the funniest way you have misheard the lyrics of a song: I can’t think of any off hand.

1211) Are you an organ donor: No, they’re mine.

1213) Have you ever gotten in a car with a stranger: Yes. When I was going through my rebelious phase. I’ve ridden with many strangers.

1214) Would you sell drugs if you lived on the streets: Probably not. There wouldn’t be any left to sell.

1215) How would you make shelter for yourself if you were homeless: I haven’t really thought about it. I’d probably go live under a bridge.

1216) What do you usually order at Mcdonalds: I don’t usually eat there, but when I do I get the #13.

1217) If you couldn’t read would you be embarrassed over it: I can’t imagine not being able to read…I’d be devastated.

1218) Has a teacher ever found a note that you wrote: Hahaha in Spanish…hehehe…ahem, I don’t want to talk about it.

1219) Have you ever forged your parents signature: Yeah, to get me out of school…sometimes.

1220) If you had $3.00 to last you until payday that is 2 days away and your friend needed a gallon of gas to go see her mother in the hospital…would you give it to her: No, I’d give her a ride…I love her mom, and I want to see her too!

1221) Do you talk behind your best friends back: Yeah, but it’s good stuff.

1222) If you saw a stray kitten on the side of the road would you take it home with you: Both of my cats are strays…so yeah.

1223) If your neighbor abused her animals would you call the law on her: Sure shootin’.

1224) Let’s say you’re in a bar and a man hits his spouse, what would you do: Call the pizzoes.

1225) Have you ever hit your significant other: Only when we’re play wrestling.

1226) What would you do if someone dropped a baby on your doorstep: People don’t do that anymore. Now-a-days you can drop your kid off at the firestation if you don’t want them. How crazy is that? There are enough irresponsible, miserable people out there getting rid of their children that they actually set up a drop off, just so these people wouldn’t hurt these kids. I mean, did you hear about that guy who stuck his two month old son in the microwave? Seriously, where do these people get this stuff??? It’s horrifying.

1227) Let’s say you’re drafted into a war and didn’t want to go. How would you try to get out of it: Uh…I’d run away…leave the country under an assumed name…blah blah.

1228) Let’s say you’re in the Marines and are being sent to Iraq for 1 year. How would you keep yourself entertained so you don’t get homesick: Word searches!!! and OD!!!!

1229) Have you ever been homesick before: Oh yes. I’m homesick every day while I’m at work.

1230) Ever ridden an elephant: What? Like a fat guy?

1231) Do you go to the movies alone: No, without dope it’s not as much fun going by yourself.

1231) Let’s say your best friend stole 10.00 from you. You saw her do it, but she doesn’t know. Would you confront her: Of course. I’d ask her why she didn’t just ask to borrow it. I would have given it to her.

1232) What’s your favorite bible verse: I don’t particularly fancy the bible. Thanks.

1233) Would you rather your mom or your dad die first: Ugh. Your mom!

1234) Do you pluck your eyebrow’s: I do.

1235) Have you ever had a pap smear: Yes, who would have thought a q-tip could be so uncomfortable?

1236) Do you feel embarrassed while you are getting one: No, she pulled a baby out of me.

1237) Do you talk to your doctor or do you keep quiet while she/he is doing it: No, she always asks me questions.

1238) Are you afraid to ask your doctor embarrassing questions: Nope.

1239) Is your doctor a woman or a man: A woman.

1240) Have you ever suspected that you had an STD: No.

1241) Have you ever thought you were pregnant: Um…yeah!

1242) Do you get a yearly physical: My vajayjay does.

1243) Is there any prescription medications that you have to take for life: No.

1244) Are you afraid of needles: No.

1245) Do you have asthma: No.

1246) Are you a diabetic: No.

1247) Do you have to give yourself insulin: No.

1248) Do you take any herbal based medicines: Yes.

1249) Do you know any herbal remedies: Yes…obviously…

1250) Are you against taking medicines: No.