LSE 301-350

301) So Ladies…Does size really matter: Not to me. It’s all about the talent baby.

302) Do you like porn: Mmmmm…porrrn…

303) Have you ever thought about moving to NV to be a prostitute: Not at all.

304) What are your feelings on Prostitution: Whatever tickles your pickle man. As long as my daughter doesn’t become one, I don’t care.

305) Do you know any Avon Representatives: Avon…no. Mary Kay…yes.

306) Have you ever sung Karaoke: I wouldn’t torture anyone like that.

307) Do you prefer bars or clubs: Living room.

308) Are you evil: Only on alternate Thursdays.

309) Have you ever intentionally hurt an animal: No.

310) Do you talk to yourself: More than I talk to other people…yes.

311) Are you a leader or a follower: Both…depends on how much sleep I got the night before.

312) Have you ever been busted for shoplifting: I can proudly say no…I’m still at large….haha…but seriously no.

313) Are you superstitious: To a certain extent.

314) What oceans have you been to: By the Gods I don’t know…I don’t keep track.

315) Do you go to tanning beds: Like I’ve said before, smoking is my cancer of choice.

316) Are you a fast learner: Depends on how badly I want to learn whatever it is I’m learning.

317) Do you follow rules: Only when necessary.

318) What’s the best advice you have ever been given: Shut up poopy-head!

319) Do you collect coins from other countries: I have some but I wouldn’t say I collect them.

320) What’s the neatest thing you ever bought from a yard sale: No.

321) Are you a control freak: Sometimes.

322) Have you ever lost your keys: Wait…where ARE my keys???

323) Do you want to go and explore the moon: Where do I sign up?

324) What is your favorite kind of lifesavor: Pineapple.

325) What grade are you in: Grade A…nothing but the best.

326) What was your favorite toy as a child: Card board boxes.

327) Did you like to play hopscotch: I guess.

328) Do you like your job: It has its moments.

329) Have you ever been to a shrink: Heh, no…though I should have.

330) What’s the first thing you think when you wake up: Stop beeping at me dumb man-made machine from hell…

331) Have you ever had a recurring dream: I have several.

332) Do you dream in black and white or color: Both.

333) Did you dream last night: Yes, but I’d rather not get into it.

334) Do you like to get dirty: If I’m cleaning or doing something productive…yes.

335) Do you like to ride bikes: Not really.

336) Have you ever been four wheeler riding: Uh, I think so…though it might have been a dream I had a long time ago.

337) How many times a week do you have sex: None this week…dumb Hell Week…really sucks…really.

338) Do you play in the snow: We don’t get much of that in Texas.

339) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket: Ha!!! I’ve gotten multiple speeding tickets in multiple counties…beat that!

340) What was the last thing you got in the mail: My electric bill.

341) Do you or did you grow up in the hood: In a NEIGHBORhood.

342) Do you wear lip gloss: On ocassion

343) Do you like Starbucks coffee: I have to be in the mood.

344) What color do you wish your hair was: Natural.

345) Do you use tan in a can: No…I like being white.

346) Have you ever huffed spray paint or anything like it: Are people still doing that???

347) Have you ever had to dissect a frog: Yes, and a pig, and worms, and a goat’s eyeball.

348) Did you ever go to summer camp: Yes, in fact…this one time at dance camp…

349) What are the typical qualities of your sun sign: We like to be in control, we plan, we’re practical, have dry senses of humor…and apparently not much fun.

350) Do you believe in astral projection: Yes…you will NEVER guess where I went last night…