Again (Survey)

What brand of toothpaste? Aquafresh baby yeah…

Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate? Separate.

What Brands? Thermasilk.

What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? Mint…everything’s better when it’s minty heh heh.

Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or fold them down? I pull them up because I usually wear soccer socks and slightly scrunch them or I wear the really short socks.

Toilet paper: wad or fold? What the fuck kind of question is this??? Fold.

Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Of course…I know everything…

Favorite color? Deep Jungle Green.

Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? I prefer to go all natural, but if the ground is hot then usually adidas sandals or flip flops.

Apples, oranges, or bananas? I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas.

Lefty or righty? Righty…though the position of my watch would suggest otherwise.

Glass is half-empty or half-full? Depends…what am I drinking?

What do you like about yourself? Uhhh…

Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Depends…who do they belong to?

Do you sing in the shower? Siempre.

Do you talk to your pet? No doubt…too bad I don’t have one…

Do you talk to yourself? That was the gist of my answer to the previous question.

Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? Pff…my dentist is a fat bald guy with thick glasses that wants to cut my gums open to pull my wisdom teeth out so why don’t you just take a guess…

Do you know your mailman/woman’s name? I do believe mail carrier is politically correct.

Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? What the fuck is Xmas?

Do you have 11 toes? Uhhh…I don’t think so…but that’s just because I’m totally uncool like that.

What is the lamest pick up line you’ve ever used? I’ve never used a pick up line before.

Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Gross…I fucking hate pink.

Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Maybe.

Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Depends…what am I going to do with them?

Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Yeah, I’m touching myself just thinking about it…heh

Would you ever recite poetry to a boy? Already accomplished…next?

If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Black or clear.

Do you bite your lip when you’re nervous? Ummm…yeah or my lip ring.

Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? No, I just wouldn’t take the fuckin picture.

Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Depends…but jeans that slightly hang are always yummalicious.

How do you take mascara off? Eye make up remover…psh.

Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Oooooh definitely…’cause you know I’m just dykish like that…

Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? I didn’t realize there was a technique…I just buy ones that fit right…

Would you ever wear lip gloss? I do quite a bit.

What’s better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Uhhh…I wouldn’t know.

M&Ms or Skittles? Tropical Skittles.

Do you go to public places with your mom and actually TALK to her? Definitely, my mom ROCKS!!!

What is 1 + 1? Two lonely people.

What is your favorite holiday? Spring Equinox

Pick one: RuPaul – Dennis Rodman? RuPaul…without a doubt.

How old are you? 19

How old do you WANT to be? 33!!!

Where do you want to live? Away.

Where do you want to go? Away.

Who do you want to meet? Uhhh….does it have to be someone I don’t already know?

Do you like Kool-Aid? Uhhhhhhhh…..it’s alright I guess.

Does pine-sol smell good? Gasoline smells good…

What are your favorite pizza toppings? Pizza sounds gross right now.

Do you like toast? Buttered toast…

Do you still carve pumpkins? Yes.

Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? I don’t celebrate Christmas.

Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? When I was like ten I had a loose tooth and when I woke up it was gone…I lost it good…

Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? Not yet but when the dentist decides to “extract” them they will…ouchie.

Clear or colored? Clear or colored what???

When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? I always chose orange for some strange reason…

Where is your hand right NOW? In my pants… (I miss Beavis and Butthead)

What is better: your right ear or left pinky? Uhhh…according to my rating scale they aren’t in the same category so it’s about an even match…

Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? I’m only assuming.

If not, how big are they REALLY? I don’t know but it’s big enough to beat your fuckin head in.

Does your grandma tell you she is 29? I forbid my grandmother to talk to me.

Have you ever used colored white-out? Wow they make colored white out??? Rather ironic…

What do you think of Smurfette? She’s a total ganker slut…she’s the only female in the village…of course she’s giving it to all of them other wise they’d lose their manly blue complexions…

How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Wonderful.

Salmon or Cod? Dude, that’s gross.

Crab or Lobster? Crawfish or shrimp.

What sounds better: up or down? Depends on who’s going down ::giggles::

What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Heh…

Ok, NOW where is your hand? Goin for round two…

What is your favorite word? Debauchery, spleen, obey.

What is your full name? Why?

What do you wish your name was? Sahara.

Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Hmmm…the man I love giving me love from behind while pulling on the chain leash attached to my leather collar as I lap milk from a bowl on the kitchen floor…I don’t really think that’s kinky though.

Are your feet the same size? Now that’s some funny stuff…

What are your Christmas traditions? Ummm…I sit there and try to pretend I’m interested for the sake of my mother because my family is big on Christmas…I don’t pay attention to what all they do.

How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? That’s what letter openers are for.

10 more to go, are you bored? I was bored before I started…and the boredom continues…

What would you name your band, if you had one? Yo’ Mama’s Pussy.

Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its all about the separate conditioner and shampoo, wouldnt be right any other way