Survey stolen from Ashley…

*Have you ever*

Drank: I’m drunk now…

Smoked: Depends…smoked what?

Skinny Dipped: Oh, ummm you mean they make articles of clothing designed for swimming purposes?

Prank called the police: Ummm, yeah but my parole officer said I shouldn’t do that anymore.

Been followed by the police: Nope, no need…I’m already tagged.

Been high: Nah, I’ve never been just high…either sober or really stoned.

Done drugs: Obviously.

If so, what?: Unfortunately, due to OD’s gayness I’m only allowed 6,500 characters so I doubt I’d have enough room to list them all.

Stole: On several occasions.

Met someone off the net: Hmmm…uhhh…errr…yeah… a couple of times.

Been in a fist fight: Does it count if he was too afraid to punch back?

Punched your sibling/parent: Heh heh yeah…it’s ok though ’cause she likes it.

Wished you’d die: As we speak.

Tried to commit suicide: Of course…unsuccessful endeavors apparently.

Broken a bone: Yeah, a couple…I’m very hard on my body.

Driven illegally: Yeah and was busted for it too.

Thrown things at your parents: Only once.

Runaway: Several times…again busted.

Filled out a survey this long: I dunno…I wasn’t paying attention. How long is it?

*Others*

Do you right in cursive or print?: Maybe if you used the right verb I would answer this.

Are you a lefty, righty, or ambidextrous: The latter.

Do you believe in God?: Of course I believe in myself…what kind of dumbass question is that?

Whats your religion?: Ummm…do I need one of those?

What do you think of rainbows?: I think those damn Leprechauns need to fork over the gold.

Do you have any piercings/tattoos?: Indeed.

If so, where?: I have four in my left ear, one in my earlobe and one in my cartilage in my right ear, and my bottom lip on the right side.

If not, do you want any, where?: MORE!!! I want to get the lower part of my belly button and my eyebrow pierced. I want several tattoos.

What do you think of Eminem?: Scrumdibilioumptious baby yeah! He is however a very disturbed individual.

What do you think of Britney and Justin?: Who? *laughs* She’s a slut and he’s a fag so if you put the two together it’s probably not a great combination.

If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?: Hmmm…tough call…probably either Costa Rica or Hawaii.

Do you drive?: Everyday.

Do you have braces or glasses?: Damn glasses man.

Like milk and cookies?: I wouldn’t know I’ve never had any. Mikeybear always eats ’em all before I get any.

Ever worn black nail polish?: That’s the only color I’ll wear.

Girls, what color nail polish do you have on?: If you can’t guess then you’re really fuckin retarded.

If you had a magical power, what would it be and why would you want it?: The power to make people cool because the world is over populated with the wrong kind of people.

If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?: Either your mom or cry.

You do things even when your parents say no?: You mean my parents can still say no?

What is your favorite song to “rock out” to?: The theme song for “Hey Dude” If you don’t know what that is then obviously you’re not as cool as you think you are *laughs*

Ever taken anything from a hotel?: Do employees count?

Did you talk to your crush/bf/gf today?: In a manner of speaking yeah.

If so, for how long?: Not long enough.

If not, why not?: You’re a nosey little fuck aren’t you?

Do you think this is stupidly long?: Probably so.

Did you like it?: Like what?

Why/Why not: What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you like me for this?: Fag.

What time is it?: I don’t keep track anymore.

What is the date?: It says today’s the 22nd of the first month at the top of the page.

Why did you just do this?: It has become apparent to me that one will do just about anything when s/he is drunk enough.