It was a rhetorical bonsoir!

I just did the weirdest sneeze I think I have ever done. It was because it felt like I was going to puke if I did it normally. Which in itself is weird. I’m tired, my body doesn’t know how to react to simple… actions? Things? Experiences? Bacon?

I know this is terribly orange and weird, but this is what I was just surrounded with. A huge pile of clothes and assorted things. I feel like I packed wrong though, our suitcases are almost full. How am I going to have space for milo and massive amounts of candy when we come home? YARGH. It would be so much easier if we lived at home, and brought all of Jake’s family with us so we wouldn’t have to international-travel very often. Yargh.

Today we did a massive amount of … stuff. Mostly boring. The exciting parts were that we saw someone dressed up AS A COFFEE CUP outside Dunkin Donuts, we had Subway AND pizza, and Starbucks. Yeah, that’s the exciting stuff. We were at the laundromat and we were going to have wraps for dinner but then someone showed up with pizza and OH we wanted it so bad. So we used the money Russ gave us yesterday, and bought pizza for dinner. And ate the entire thing. Oops, that was going to be breakfast tomorrow. (technically today, as it is 12:02am) Which then meant that we were allowed to have our traditional ‘out at the laundromat’ lunch of subway. We got our vegetables that way. Yay, vegetables!

Seriously. How are we going to move these suitcases? They are…. oh my genus. Speaking of genus… I’m going to see my family so very very soon! YAY!!

I was very amused at the laundromat because my feet were looking at me. With blue eyes! I have those!!

I am so tired I want to puke. Just a little.

Okay, I seriously urge you to watch this video. It contains my title, which I currently find so hilarious it is my ringtone. Seriously. It also contains other things that had me laughing obnoxiously, and spitting my hot chocolate back in my cup so I wouldn’t burn my mouth too much. Ah, hilarious.

GAH. I have to go through the suitcases tomorrow and get rid of some stuff. I have a feeling I have packed… probably 20 shirts for me. Maybe more, actually, because Jake is giving me some tshirts as a christmas present. We are going for… 38 days? I do not need that much clothes! My problem is I’ve never had a wardrobe with so many items of clothing that I like at one time. Mmm, cheap colourful stuff, how I love thee. And I probably don’t need all those shoes… especially because I hope to buy more. Meh. I can play with that in the morning. Assuming I can sleep, rather than obsessively think about how much crap I am taking to Australia. Last time we went, I had plenty of stuff. AND our suitcases were… maybe half full? Maybe! They were pretty light. On the way home they were packed to the gills and impossible for me to lift. They should not be like that on the way there! Bah! See? Obsessive. This is what Jake lives with every day. I cannot stop fretting about random pointless inconsequential stuff. And he loves me so very much. He’s awesome. I am going to shut up before I make you all want to slap me.

I hope you are all doing well. I will write an entry tomorrow before I go, hopefully at the computer but if I am super rushed I guess at the airport while we are waiting. I have also set up my phone so it will properly update my facebook status for those interested in the boring news like "waiting at JFK with the traditional pre-flight smoothie" or "at LAX. transfer = boring. flight = tasty and entertaining. Sitting across from Santa." Although I doubt we will be sitting at a terminal across from Santa. Not again, anyway. That happened last time. Also something that happened last time, we were waiting in a terminal with a group of monks, and then when we boarded the plane, they filled the row in front of us. Which made me think we would be safe in case of a crash or something. Cmon, monks!