Tender and fluffy on the inside

I have nothing to say today. I really wanted to just sleep all day. I don’t think I actually woke up this morning.

ANYWAY

Last night my friend Janna told me an awesome bedtime story. I hope you enjoy it like I do. (P.S. This is a Sneep –> )

*sits in big comfy chair and grabs a huuuuge book*

Otay… once upon a time, there was a sheep.

But this was a very special sheepie, different from all the rest.

For she carried a big shiny spirally shell on her back.

It was purple, and had some darker purple stripes on it.

But she was sad, because she saw all the other sheepies with no shells. ;.;

And the other sheepies laughed at her. ;n;

So, the shelled sheepie decided to go to a new land where people were nice, sheepies (whether they had a shell or not) were nicer, and maybe, JUST maybe..

She’d find one with a shell just like hers.

Shelled-sheepie- er, let’s call her Shelly 8D (she needs a name!) travelled far and wide to find friends. She saw all kinds of new places and things, and people and animals, and even got MJ’s autograph right on her shell, but alas, found no sheepies with blingin’ shells on their backs. Suddenly, Shelly found a mysterious new land.

It wasn’t on any map, but it really, really should have been.

There were trees everywhere that had purple fruit on them, like plums and grapes and every other fruit that was purple, there were rolling hills and vast, vast pastures to graze on, lots of grass to eaaat

And there were sheepies there, too! LOTS of them. More than Shelly had ever seen in her whole sheepie life.

White sheep, black sheep, brownie sheep, adn even.. LAVENDER sheep.

Shelly wondered, why was there so much purple everywhere?

And then Shelly noticed something REALLY odd.

She noticed that all the sheep were wearing awesome striped socks.

Of all different shades of purple and all colors!

Shelly wanted a pair just like them. Especially one she saw on someone’s legs that were purple, white, black, and lavender and looked kinda fade-y like they were dip-dyed, and glitter all over them.

Shelly was like: :O

Shelly squinted her sheepie eyes and she realized that those uber-awesome socks were not on sheepie legs, but on human legs!
She looked up to see the human,and it was a Sezzie!!

The Sez informed her that she was in Sezisland, and then Sez was the one with the :O! face when she noticed something veyr diferent about Shelly.

Shelly knew that expression- someone noticed her shell. She sighed sadly, until Sezzie said that that shell was AWESOME and where’d she get it?!

Shelly said she was born with it, and Sez squee’d and said she’d been looking for a Sneep with a purple stripey shell.

Shelly said- what’d Sezzie call her? And Sez said, "a Sneep! You’re a sheepie with a snail shell, and you are unique and beautiful and…and you look so sad and lonely! Why?"

Shelly told Sez of how the sheepies would make fun of her, and Sez went PFFT! Those sheepies were silly, and got as much brains as the sweaters their wool is made into.

Sez then introduced Shelly to her fellow Sneep, and Shelly went: :O:O:O:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when she saw HOW MANY sheepies with shells there were, just like her, but shells of all colors and stripes and patterns!

And Shelly made tons of new Sneep friends, and was so so happy and lived in Sezisland happily ever after. 

ZE END.