Virtual hifi of erosion!

The other day, I had a splinter in my big toe. But then I sat down to look at it, and there was a HAIR in my foot. A good few mm in there too. I really want to know HOW I managed to get pierced by a hair like that. I touched the tip once it was out of my foot, it didn’t feel sharp. Very mysterious.

All weekend, this town is celebrating it’s 350th birthday. Rather old. I like walking down Main Street and seeing the signs saying when some of the houses were built. 350 years ago would be… 1659? I think the yellow house a few doors down (it’s funny because we are a red house, and next door is a blue house, and then I think the yellow house is next to that. COLOURS!) says it was from 16somethingorother.  Will have to check that out. I don’t think we will be attending any of the festivities… unless Jake wants to. I’m perfectly content just sitting around at home all the time. But we have to go out tomorrow, and all I can think is… hopefully noone steals our park. Would suck to come home and not be able to put my car where it needs to go, you know?

On tonight’s episode of "I need a topic, Topic-Face!" , Jake tells me to write about… nothing. But darling miss Janna tells me to write about… Socks. And MJ. And how he rocks them. Which he really does. I mean… cmon. White sparkly socks? Awesome. Odd socks? AWESOME. There are so many socks I want. I have a whole bunch of webpages saved with awesome socks I will get one day. And this is even with me being very fussy about my socks! If I wasn’t… well there would be an even greater risk of me spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on socks. I really don’t want to think about how much I have spent to make my sock collection the size it is… although… last count was over 100… and they are generally an average price of $10… but then there have been a bunch that were gifts… but that is still way too much to think about. Although it is better than if shoes were my weakness, because they take up a lot more space. And are generally a lot more pricey. I need some MJ related socks of some fashion though. I was going to get some, mainly because they were the only kind I have ever seen, but they were only his symbol and name on boring black socks. Not even kneehigh socks! So yeah, didn’t get. Plus, they were way more expensive than I spend on foot-coverings. Maybe I’ll have to add them to the list of socks I want to design. I think that puts it up to about… 5? Most of the socks I want to design are seasonal. Like socks with turkeys and pumpkins! That would be awesome. And they could be autumnal colours of awesome too. mmm. I don’t know what I would want the MJ socks to look like, that’s a toughy. Maybe they could be socks with pictures of feet doing the toe-stand with the sparkly socks? SOCKS WITHIN SOCKS! How awesome would that be. Oh my.

I also got another MJ shirt today. The lovely purple one I got is a proper one from the tour-merch store online, this one is just one from Kmart and was a LOT less. Rather pretty though, and fits yay. I can wear dancing! heh Should find picture…eh, this is good enough. Hopefully that link works. I have real issues finding clothes around these parts, all the stores seem to have the female clothes seperated into 2 sections – junior and old-lady. Not that they call it the old-lady section, but there are ALWAYS old ladies there, so it’s kinda obvious. And the junior stuff is always looking like it should be on… 14 year olds? So where do I fit? I’m almost 25! (heh, I’m getting old. Not as old as hubby-man though, he has a white hair! In his sideburn, it amuses me.)

I was also told to ramble about monkeys, which only makes me think of a video I saw today. Ah, this. Mostly because of the ‘bubbles…bubbles…bubbles..bubbles…i like bubbles" bit. Bubbles are good, except when they are gross.

I should probably stop rambling and go to sleep. Oh poop, I have to put the sheets on the bed first! Bugger. Super bugger. Supreme bugger. Purple shiny delicious comfy. I didn’t want to put bugger at the end of that.

I hope you will all have a spandexly fabulous day today and tomorrow and for the rest of the… yes. Do it, ok? Good. At least for 24 hours from reading this entry! I shall curse you! With goodness! And delicious! And maybe even pie, if you are really lucky! mmm…. pie.