Yay, the parody penis is in town!

I accidentally got moisturiser in my eye. Luckily, it was the same eye that is itchy and red from having a cat on me all day, so I still have one good eye which is a very good thing.

We managed to get everything we wanted to do today done by 10:30. Which fet really weird, because if we didn’t have to get started so early we wouldn’t have been leaving the house before 10:30. Jake is all groomed and handsome, our fridge is full of massive amounts of chicken (it was about 60% off, so we stocked up. mmm… food) and we have backdated proof that we live and pay rent here and all that. yay.

The rest of the day has been spent watching tv shows, either on the DVR or on DVD. We watched stuff until Jake started to fall asleep, so he started to play video games instead and I tried to lay on the couch and read but darling Meeka kept falling asleep on me which makes it hard to do anything else, wouldn’t want to disturb a sleeping adorable. Plus, I have to savour the cute, pretty certain they are going home tomorrow afternoon. I don’t know for sure but I think that was the plan. So that’s sadness. But at the same time, I won’t have to sweep up little bits of cat litter that has been spread all over the kitchen every morning, and I won’t have itchy eyes all the time, so that’s a little good, maybe.

My title… On our walk this afternoon, we were discussing the modes of transportation that were passing us, and then a rather phallic looking car zoomed by, which Jake didn’t see. So then I had to describe it for him, and everything is stranger once it has been through the Sez-brain strainer.