Not many people can LICK the truth

I have been up since 10:30. I discovered the best thing to keep me not going back to sleep is a show called Sugar Rush. Even though the host is a bit boring, its all about sugar and how can that be a bad thing?

I forgot there is a Shell right down the street, so when I was walking Jake to work, I just turned at the lights, crossed the road and came home coz its right-there and that means no need to walk half hour carrying freezing cold milk comtainer.

And I had gotten dressed so fast so that Jake wouldn’t be late for work coz of me. Argh, things. I was dressed before that, but in clothes that wouldn’t work if I started walking places. Coz pants like to fall off me. They are weird things.

I got lots of housework done today, for the first time in weeks I actually did it properly rather than just doing the bits that are most obvious in order to still get paid. (Actually, I’d probably still get paid even if I did nothing, but I’d feel terrible taking money if I hadn’t earned it) I even vacuumed… with a really busted vacuum. I miss the one at home, its so easy to use, no big weight thing to push around all the time, just gotta pull it along every so often.

Jenn has been messaging me all afternoon, its hard to know what to say coz I can’t read her mood precisely through a message and that can provoke evil. Thankfully, not this time. 🙂

I am wearing my freshly washed pjs and it feels oh so awesome. Almost as good as the VERYFRESHLYWARM jeans I put on this afternoon. It was like a warm, tight hug all over my legs.

Sandwich, while sitting in the plastic cup waiting for her bowl to be cleaned, kept jumping out of the water and then landing back in the cup. So much so, that I had to call Jake in to watch her, coz I couldn’t keep my eyes on her every second. And noone wants an air-dried fish. They are sticky.

We had delicious nachos for dinner, followed by the last of the brownies. Brownies mentioned just because so many people go "grrr stop mentioning brownies!" 😀

I have a drivers manuel sitting next to me (fine, its spelt with an a but I don’t pronounce it like that so 😛 ) and a huge urge/desire to make dessert nachos. And then we could have them as dessert to a meal of nachos, and it could be nachos2. And that would please me so.

title: the other day, Jake asked if I could handle the truth (I don’t know why, he’s odd) and I said "not only can I handle it, I can lick it! ….wait, veritas means truth, right?" and once he confirmed that yes it did, I licked his tattoo. And he was surprised! Weird man.