PONCHO! It’s like a punch, but so not.

Ok, so I suck like a donkey. Or something. I mean.. I didn’t update yesterday. Bam. I make no sense, do I?

Yesterday was cool, the Squid and I hung out with my dearest darling L. (Ellen, one of my bestest friends, for those who don’t know) We went to La Porchetta for lunch. At Greensie. Evil Biker Kitty one wasn’t open till dinner time. So poutarific that was.

The chair next to me just broke again. Squid kept leaning back like it was his awesome puter chair, and now its busticated. Oh well, its old.

So yeah, yesterday. I had so many dances. Ones for everything! There was an "im hungry" dance, and a "I’m waiting for pizza" dance, an "I have pizza" dance, an "I ate pizza" dance, ummm…. "Bye L" dance… oh yeah, and just random ones coz I’m random and jiggy. And jumpy. And I was wearing a jumper that I named jumpy. So its a kangaroo. With an armpit hole. Silly Jumpy.

After lunchables we went to Safeway coz I wanted sgugar and I  gots me a crunchie and a cherry ripe and squid got cramello koalas and he kept calling them bears and that is a BAD squid. Coz koalas be not bears. but they tasty. mmmm…. cramel.

We played chicken at L’s house (poulet…. pooolet…. pool. yeah, we played pool but called it chicken) and she totally kicked my ass and so I sat on the ground and kept pinging my arm on the metal chair and freaking her out. That was funny, especially coz I had a little secret… that I just told Jake and he laffed.

Then we came to the Sez house and watched Zoolander coz that movie is awesomeo on a stick of shiny.

OOH SHINY! That’s for later in my rambly story.

This morning was cool coz I was so freaking randomly hilarious… moreso to me than any other brainmate, well I think so anyways. And so that was cool. Plus I was a giant blob of doona sitting on the couch going all *blob* and so that was fun.

you know what? this monitor grooves when Jake goes *leg shake* and he does that A LOT and its cool and good when I’m typing but when reading it makes me weird ziggy wooooooooooooooooooooo but not good and he’s eating my shoulder now and my mouth tastes like minty chooclatey garlic.

So yes. Ramble. I wearing odd socks today coz I wanted to reflect my mood with my foot coverings. So one is black with pink hearts, coz there’s lots of love from me and for me (score, its awesome with a Jake here) and the other is rainbow stripey, coz its cool and awesome and shiny-but-not.

So today, the Squid and I went Shiny shopping. Twas cool, we found some awesome shiny that has to be shrunked coz my fingers are thiiiiin but yeah, WOO! SHINY! =D That was pretty highly awesomeo. We had sushi for lunch, and washed it down with nice fruit smoothie things from Wendy’s. When Jake ordered his banana smoothie, the lady had NO IDEA what he had asked for. Twas the funniest thing. Oh yeah.

I bited lots of my nails off today, which is rather poopsmythe, but I guess its better than me eating the skin from my hands? umm sneeze. umm… no… u m… yeah. Jake is all "haha  your brain got flanned by the sbeeze!" …coz he saw the typo before I fixed it. Hey, its hard to type WHILST sneezing!

Where was I? Oh yeah. We are now a circus act and we climb monkeys and shave possums and yes Jake I told them. Shiny Shopping is engagement ring shopping, in case anyone didn’t work  that out. Oooh, watch me type instead of talk. la la laaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh yeah. I know where I was talking of! …. Anyways. so I was biting my nails coz of the whole shopping thing coz its the type of shopping where you have to talk to people and I don’t like that so bite bite bite. I call the big one Bitey.

when we got home I changed into multiple layers of warm clothing and was still sitting in front of the tv shivering, coz I’m a tiny thing that is always cold, or something. So I went bed where it is warm and warm is nice and mmm. I did fall asleep during Nip/Tuck too, so that was anotehr reason for bed.

Dinner tonight was awesome. Sketti and garlic bread. So now I’m all garlicy. Good thing Jakeable is too. Coz otherwise he’d be all "yuk" or something.

Dessert was a cherry ripe that I got not much of coz I shared it with the Petie and the Squid. I’m nice.

We (Jakey Natey and Sezzie) went grocery shopping just before. Twas cool coz I got a pig keyring and it is pink and its funny coz its pink. And we all had mint patties coz thats what happens when natey and I go shopping together, we get minty chooclate.

Now there’s a Headbutt on me so typing is hard so goodnight I shall go read your entrees.

*edit* Jake tastes like wood fire smoke. So weird. So really freakin weird. Weird. w-e-i-r-d.