BOW BEFORE ME, LOWLY SERVANT!

Mum made me porridge this morning. I think it’s made me crazy.

I had random voices in my head before, cept they weren’t voices. They were more high-pitched morse code noises, but I couldn’t work out the message. I think it was something along the lines of "YOU’RE INSANE!!"

For no reason at all, I randomly changed my yahoo status to "Queen Random Cheese of the Bacon Pile and the Talking Turkeys of Coat Pile Land" and I think its starting to seep in.

I am a queen. Bow before me or I will chop your ass off!! Getting your ass chopped off is a LOT worse than getting your head chopped off. You can’t sit down, you have no donkey to keep you company, and it just plain sucks, but it doesn’t suck ass coz YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!!! If you get your head chopped off, you’d die, simple as that. I’m more into torture than murder. *rubs hands together evilly*

sezness: in typical OD fashion, once the window loaded my random ran away
sezness: stupid shy random
Jakesquid: awwwwww, poor random doesn’t want to come out and play *pats the random*
sezness: *random bites your hand*
Jakesquid: ack! *chastizes the random* bad random! lol
sezness: naughty random! Squidys are not for randoms to bite! They are for Sezs to bite!!! *bites the squidy hand*
Jakesquid: awwww *pats the Sez-kitty* yeah, random, only she gets to bite me *sticks tongue out at random* lol
sezness: SCORE!!! QUEEN OVERLORD RULER OF THE MONKEYS WINS AGAIN!!!
Jakesquid: UH HUH!
sezness:  *monkey army* ooh ooh oooh!!! (translation: All hail Queen Sez! We love Queen Sez!)
Jakesquid: LOL!!!! *rofl*
Jakesquid: you’re soooooooooooooooooooo freakin’ funny!!!!
sezness: aww, i got you on the floor.
sezness: its like you’re bowing, but just being lazy about it.
sezness: or not being lazy, and you wanted to dance-bow
sezness: *thinky beard*
Jakesquid: lol, yeah!  dance-bowing!  that’s it!
Jakesquid: *groovey bowing*

Minions rock. I have evil duck minions. Don’t get on my bad side or you will be pecked to death! Or something.

I just randomly lost my random, coz I had to write this entry a second time. Stupid OD randomly erasing my entries for no reason and then making me have to rewrite them. It’s annoying, but this entry was too cool to get rid of. Oh yeah.

Bam. YOU MAKE ME WANNA… BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!! ….heheh…

sezness: I need the random Queen to come back
sezness: she chops off peoples asses.
Jakesquid: :O
Jakesquid: she’s an ass-chopper-offer?!
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ess” d=”29/05/2005″ t=”9:06:28 AM”>sezness: well she doesn’t do it herself… her minions do it for her!
Jakesquid: ahhhhh, phew, it’d be a lot scarier if she did the chopping herself
sezness: why?
Jakesquid: iuo, ’cause she’d be a crown-wearer with the know-how to chop off an ass, and that kind of power is easy to abuse if you’re in a position of power, I guess *shruggies* lol
sezness: oh, she knows how to chop off an ass, she just doesn’t dirty herself if she can get someone else to do it
Jakesquid: ack, well…the proof is in the pudding, so to speak, so she’s not an ass-chopper-offer until she does it herself, lol
sezness: bring your ass here and the pudding shall be proven

BOW BEFORE ME, MINDLESS PEASANT!!!

Only when in queen mode can the random morse code not be heard.

My name is pHeona. Yes that is the correct capitalisation. I am an acidic bitch, so I have a low pH. Har hardy har har.

I ate an apple this morning. It was 3am, I mean delicious. And tooth-attacky too! Mmm… loud eatables. I like staying up all night, coz there was a Squidy for me to talk to the entire time, and that is nothing less than frozen legumes. Something like at least 12 hours. And still utterly insane. BOOYEAH! heheh… "squeak squeaker squeaken" …now THAT was random! BAM!

Random is over, Sez is back, annoying morse-code noises are back, and I shall vacate the stinky computer seat that was being used as a rest for my keyboard when my ass slid off the chair and i was on the floor, and allow the man who is Petie to wake up and use the comp for homework related things, such as homework.

I am rather disappointed that this entry did not come off as random as I was feeling before I originally opened the window for typing. I was seriously flying off the walls of my brain like a trapeze artist… or something.

Goodbye.