it’s
FUCKING HOT and i am FUCKING SUNBURNED and oh so spoiled by seattle weather because by this time in colorado i’d be carrying a spray bottle everywhere and misting myself every 10-20 seconds but fuck, i’m still not used to this shit blaaaaaaaggghhhh so fucking hot.
And I cooked in here and that made it even hotter and I have ice cream but I don’t want it right now so I’m just rubbing a water bottle along my crispy neck, applying and re-applying aloe lotion even though aloe’s healing and soothing properties are a load of bullshit, because ow, it hurts, and it probably does something psychosomatic even though i know it’s a lie, right? right guys? RIGHT?
DW and I had a mostly-good weekend with a side salad of kinda-issues, but then again, I think last weekend was the only time since he got back that it hasn’t been a mix-n-match, pain-n-pleasure pack. Oh no wait, just remembered something came up last weekend too. Whatevs, everything’s alright. And alright is better than bad so I’ll take it.
I still have feelz for him. They just hide from me sometimes and I don’t know where they go or why they come back but I gave up trying to figure that shit out because it just drives me crazy. Chasing invisible rabbits.
About to get stoned and watch an Irish horror-comedy in my newly mostly clean apartment and maybe eat a biscuit or something because I made some of those but then I was too hot to want any. Motherfucking sun just take a nap already okay?
Oh holy fuckballs i have laundry FUCK
When I got hella sunburned (like the kind that makes you wince and cry just by *moving*), the ONLY thing that helped was Gold Bond Ultimate Healing. I slathered it on by the fistful. White bottle with a gold/mustardy-color and navy blue logo. It’s a THICK-ASS CREAM MUTHAFUCKA. Not to be confused with thick ass-cream. Hyphens: very important.
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This entry reminded me of Deb from the best show ever, Dexter, because she’s always like fuckfuckfuck fuckballs! Anyways, she’s really funny and profane, and it’s a part of what makes the show, I swear. Also, I think I can relate with the feelings-go-away and the feelings-come-back. What is this black magic?! It can kind of throw you.
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hahahaha I love how the tone/length of this entry really reflects how hot you’re feeling
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I use Hawaiian Tropic After Sun Lotion and it works like a miracle. You have to reapply like, four or five times a day at least, but it feels good. ~I’ll be
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“really good at being humble” haa ha ha haaaa! if I saw that, I’d just mentally move him into the moron club along with a large percentage of other men and their profiles
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Solarcaine. I get the green kind that’s mostly aloe because it keeps my skin from cracking – but Solarcaine in and of itself has LIDOCAINE in it which is like the shit they put in your gums at the dentist. You Feel NOTHING. It’s amazing.
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re: No, [placebo] doesn’t read me, but the name sounds familiar. I must have seen her notes around. Yeah, I’m the same way, it’s difficult for me to talk with people with Asperger’s. I understand the difficulty that they go through, but it can be incredibly uncomfortable and I don’t know how to handle it.
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p.s. I totally wrote you a message on OkC, lawlz
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aloe is amazing and defo not a placebo. When I use it on my face .. the spots clear up so fast (compared to anything else) But sunburns are a different kettle of fish, especially if you’re still out the sun, should be over doing the sun lotion.
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