this just had to be posted

this is what just transpired between myself and chibi-r – he just read the entry before this one.

r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

hopefully they start working ont he next one and work on it until it is ready to release
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

and donkey konga rules!
vroenis | advance says:

hmmm
vroenis | advance says:

yes!
vroenis | advance says:

maybe they could have a drum controller
vroenis | advance says:

and when a covenant rolls by, you hit the left one
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
vroenis | advance says:

then when a flood roles by, you hit the right one
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

Bongo 2
vroenis | advance says:

then when a human roles by, you clap
vroenis | advance says:

and when cortana rolls by, you hit both!
vroenis | advance says:

halo 3: bongo evolved
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

nah when the flood comes you just drum roll
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

then when it all starts going shit you hit the magic power button
vroenis | advance says:

you should have to run up to the flood and tie their shoelaces together
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

haha
vroenis | advance says:

halo: dating evolved
vroenis | advance says:

it’s halo the dating game!!!!!
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
vroenis | advance says:

did you think halo couldn’t evolve any more?
vroenis | advance says:

think again!
vroenis | advance says:

now it’s a fully fledged dialogue tree dating sim!
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

:I can dual weild ”
vroenis | advance says:

mwaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] – not today chief, i have a headache
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
vroenis | advance says:

*gives cortana headache tables*
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

chief is really just a hollow armor
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] i have my period
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
vroenis | advance says:

[chief] you’re a friggin ai! how the hell do you get a period???
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] so what did you expect me to do with the pills, moron!
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
vroenis | advance says:

[chief] so why did you have a headache if you’re an ai?
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] i didn’t mean it that way
vroenis | advance says:

[chief] so how did you mean it?
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] …
vroenis | advance says:

[cortana] … i love you
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:

lol
r* ..(needy and greedy) says:
you should enter it in nav

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Commentary
March 28, 2010

[chief] so why did you have a headache if you’re an ai?
[cortana] i didn’t mean it that way.
[chief] so how did you mean it?
[cortana] …
[cortana] … i love you.

I’m sorry; but this is gold. Not for the Halo references, but just the comedic usage of ‘I love you’. The Halo context just amplifies the absurdity.