You Might be a pagan if…

You Might be pagan if:

1. When you are sworn into court you bring your own Grimoire

2. You’ve been talking to the cats. They talk back to you and you understand what they are saying.

3. When asked if you believe in god you reply, “which one?”

4. You know what “widdershins” means and you apply it.

5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don’t cook. You know what Laurel and bay leaves are and that they are the same thing.

6. You have a frequent buyers care at your local antique book store. The owner picks out anything to do with celts and holds it for you.

7. You know there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You know cause you have caused them.

8. The first thing your guests say to go is, “My, That’s a nice….ummm…altar you have there!”

9. You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them.

10. You commit Blasphemy in the plural.

11.Upon dying you think, “damn it, not AGAIN”

12. You think the Mists of Avalon should be a religious text. You use it as such.

13.In religion 101 you were disappointed they didn’t cover YOUR gods.

14. You have spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.

15. You talk to the tress and they talk back.

16. You know dragons and Fae exist. You have seen them.

17. Painting yourself blue and spiking your hair and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like a good time.

18. You understand the symbolism behind the maypole.

19. You have ended a phone call with “So mote it be.”

20. You feel there is no such thing as having too many cats.

21. Someone asks you what your doing wandering around the bush in a robe/naked and you answer cheerfully “Going to church!”

22. You are reading this and understand what it is talking about.