Giggles….

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE-

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION –

“You better pray that this stain comes out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL –

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me LOGIC:

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT –

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY –

“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS –

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM-

“Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?”

My mother taught me about STAMINA –

“You’ll sit there ’til all that spinach is finished.”

My mother taught me about WEATHER –

“It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS –

“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY –

“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times–Don’t exaggerate!!!”

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE –

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION –

“Stop acting like your father!”

My mother taught me about ENVY –

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

THANKS, MOM!

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C sent me this, and I must say it made me laugh…. specially after the last 24 hours. Have been down with a bad case of gastro. But it seems like it was just a 24 hour thing and I feel fine now.

I slept most of the day away and now I am bright eyed and bushy tailed and it is time for bed. Now I have two choices…I could stay here or night, turn on icq and start chatting, or I could go to bed….

I think I will try and get some more sleep, as much as i would love to chat…I know I will feel like hell in the morning if I do….

Watch this space, next entry…Life of a sex shop worker part one

Just another little piece of me…..