Survey
I’m bored. 🙂
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3. [] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don’t get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I’ve told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10. [x] I’ve caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.
12. [x ] If someone says the word "Fart", I can’t help but laugh.
13. [ x] I’ve turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just… stop thinking and zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] …Shut up, I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "Inside voice".
19. [ x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I’ve eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [ x] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.
25. [ ] I’ve peed my pants when I was high… or drunk.
26. [ x] I’ve run around naked when I was drunk.
27. [x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] Actually I’m fun to kick it with and laugh with friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.
31. [x] I cock my head to the side when I’m confused.
32. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.
33. [x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.
34. [x] When I’m laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Once you get your answer multiply by 3 and add how retarded to the bottom and send it on as "I’m ___%mentally challenged."
I’m 60% mentally challenged.
Y’all take care and hug those babies tight.
Mandy
Ovarian cancer: It whispers, so listen.