What is this Shit?

I just got this in my e-mail.  I’ve never heard of this crap before, and I really don’ believe it.  Has anyone else ever had something like this.  Joseph sent hinm a really nasty letter back.  I was dying laughing while he wrote it.  He y’all go!

Mandy

From Friedrich Kenneth Nowell Jnr
Abidjan ,Cote D `Ivoire,
Tel 225-07558683
REPLY TO:( Alternative Email: f.kenneth1@virgilio.it)

Dear Nowell,

I am Friedrich Kenneth Nowell Jnr, the only surviving son of late Mr.Kenneth Nowell, who used to work as a contractor with Crystal Construction Company also as a sub contractor with our country oil refinary S.I.R (Societe Ivoirianne
de Rafinage)in Abidjan, Cote D`Ivore.Here in after shall be referred to as my late father.

On the 21st of April 2003, during the political crisis, my father, my mother,my two sisters were involved in a car accident along Danani express road.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. I escaped the accident because I was at school then.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I was left alone and now am searching to see if I will locate any of my family member hence I contacted you, you might not be my relation, but I contacted you because we have the same surname,so that you will help me transfer this money out from here,as my uncle or sister to my late father.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money in a finance company left behind by my late father before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Secondly, I am contacting you,in the fact that my late father’s business partners took everything away from me, that was I want to secretly transfer this money into your account, they are even threatening me, looking for a way to kill me so that I should forget everything about my late father’s wealth.

Particularly, the finance company where my late father had an account valued at about 8.5 million dollars has issued me a notice to come for the claim as the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.

Now that the bank has notified me about the claim, I now contact you as my uncle to help me transfer the money out from this country.

Because of my age, if people here do know that I have such amount, they will kill me and inherit everything, that was why I needed your assistance,to help me move the money to your account.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of my relatives for months now I seek your consent to present you as my uncle, since you have the same last name, for you to proceeds for the transfer of  8.5 million dollars.

I promise to offer you 20% of the total sum, after helping me. All I require is your honest cooperation with me, to enable us see this transaction through.

If you are willing to assist me, send me your full name and address,  fax/phone numbers, copies of your international passport or drivers license, including the bank particulars where the money will be transferred into, as soon as I received all this, I shall give you the contact address to the bank,for you to contact them as my relation.

Please, I really need your assistance, this country is too hot for me to live, nobody I can call my father, mother, brother, sister or even uncle,the worst part of it, is that no money to feed.

I will be waiting for your favorable response.

Best regards,

Friedrich Kenneth Nowell Jnr.