Oh Michael Starkman…. or should I say “Evan”.

 Dear Diary;

I knew it from the second I saw him on the MTV show "Fresh Meat". From there, he went on to other MTV shows (The Duel, The Gauntlet, The ruins, etc) and I would see his face pop up on my tv screen occasionally but everyone called him Evan and I just assumed that everyone has a twin in the world.

But I was wrong. Or, should I say, right.

"Evan" Starkman = Michael Starkman! The dude who sat behind me on the bus for years. The dude who lived near me and who’s little sister used to bug the crap out of me on that same bus. The dude who played Santa one year in the cafeteria and Erin had her picture taken sitting on his lap for the Year Book. Yeah- that dude from down the road is now a well known MTV reality star who’s adopted the name Evan.

I know better though, Michael. I know better.