Funny Use of English writings 2
More funny student writings arrive in my hands, as hoped:
Script no. 4
Topic: (never mind)
"Students always have a lot of homework, testes and exams."
It’s just a spelling mistake I’m sure, but this is a hilarious one! Couldn’t stop laughing!
Script no. 5
Topic: The rights and wrongs of uploading and downloading from the Internet
"Many people in the newgroup said that they upload the movies because they have traditional Confucianism."
Now this really got me stumped. Did Confucius (¤Õ¤l) ever say, 2000+ years ago, that we should upload movies on the Internet? Ãø¹DÀ³¬O¡G¡u¤l¤ê¡G¡y¾Ç¦Ó®É¤W¸ü¤§¡A¤£¥ç»¡¥G¡H¡z¡v¡H¡H Confucianism is really confusing. Would someone kindly explain to me the relationship between uploading movies and Confucianism?
Script no. 6
Topic: Safety precautions in planning hiking
"Sometimes, students would like to touch some special or colourful animals or plants. Actually, those might be dangerous since the attractive things will attack you or even kill you, such as some colourful butterflies."
Can some butterflies actually kill us? I’ve never heard. Still, I find this candidate’s writing strangely metaphorical. ¶V¬üÄRªºªF¦è§Ú¶V¤£¥i¸I…
I’m still compiling these wonderful compositions. More will come, as students never fail to surprise me even when I expect them to.
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I really love no. 6~~~ sooo cute. =)
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random note: hehehehe!! Thanks for the giggle! I enjoyed those!
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Oh my God! How come the students could make such a funny mistake?
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aha…the student who wrote script 6 should have had some sad stories… 🙂
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Script#4: Maybe your student meant “Testes Exams” The “and” was added by mistake. Hey, what kinda school y’all are running there? 😛 Thanks for the chuckles!
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i can’t help it but to laugh aloud. Kids (okay, as long as they’re younger than me) say the darnest things, even the older ones write the darnest things… oh man..
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can’t wait for your “Funny Use of English writings 3″~~^^ Mwahahahahahah~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I have no idea what’s the relationship between uploading movies and Confucianism either………hilarious! Did the kid just made it up to fool the marker???
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:o)
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go on go on~
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hahaha… attractive things will attack you or kill you?…That’s really funny. It got me thinking of the movie…fatal attraction…lol
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gosh…i almost got choked when i read script 5! confucianism and confusing! wahaha…maybe Confucius told us this message “u should upload the movies on the internet and share with others—be generous!!!” 2000 years AGO….hahaha… (i really pumped my head onto my computer desk when i read your comment!! hahaha!!) thx for sharing! i’m really looking forward to reading more! :p sheep
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Hhahahaah that’s really hilarious… maybe Confucious said sharing can enhance the progress of humanity ??? ^^
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i dun understand the relationship between confucianism and uploading movies.. i dun think the story 6 is surprising though
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re: ¨S¦³¨º»ò§Ö°Ú, ¤£¹L§Ú¬O«ë¶ùªº. =p
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re:Then.. Do u have any ideas ?!?!
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I am glad that your students are so creative! §g¤l©Z¿ºÀú¡A¤p¤H±`±±. I guess he means everyone should share as what Confucious suggests.
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I really love script no.4, it’s hilariously funny!!
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Wish for your coming entry. Will there be more jokes?
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Ha Ha!
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In just find the word”attack” is a bit odd. How could a butterfly attack someone. Here, the collcation is not very good.
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kkbb, wait…a little late here for laughing at your hilarious students…hahahaa…
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