Because I have no life — Survey
1. Is there someone you wanna go on a date with?
I WOULDN’T MIND GOING OUT WITH MY HUSBAND SOMETIME SOON.
2. Name one annoying thing?
BROKEN PROMISES
3. Who is your last text from?
LEILA
4. What is your name?
MOE
5. Name a quote from the song your listening to:
I AM WATCHING THE SIMPSONS
6. How is life going for you right now?
A STRING OF DISAPPOINTMENTS AND UPSETS…
7. What did you do today?
GOT UP THIS MORNING, READ A TEXT, MADE A FEW PHONE CALLS, ATE BREAKFAST, AND NOW I’M WAITING… FOR WHAT? NO IDEA…
8. Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know the truth?
I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY SECRETS
9. What is the last text you received:
"I HAVE FOOD POISONING I THINK AND AM GOING TO MINOR EMERGENCY. CALL YOU LATER”
11. What was the reason you last cried?
BROKEN PROMISES AND EMPTY APOLOGIES
12. What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
“OF COURSE. WHY NOT?”
14. What do most people call you?
MOE
15. Who is your celebrity crush?
JORDAN BRIDGES
16. Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
I DON’T HATE PEOPLE.
17. What do you think of people who don’t have sex before marriage?
WOULD YOU BUY A CAR WITHOUT TEST DRIVING IT?
19. Are you more independent or dependent?
DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK…
20. Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
YES…
21. Who will you see tomorrow?:
IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, NO ONE. MOM AND FAYE ARE COMING FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY THOUGH…
23. Where will you drive when you drive next?
TO CLASS…
24. When was the last time you went to the mall?
MONTHS AND MONTHS AGO. I TOOK IAN (MOM’S BOYFRIEND’S SON) TO SEE A MOVIE THIS SUMMER AT THE MALL…
26. What did you buy?
MOVIE TICKETS
27. Do you give out second chances too easily?
TOO EASILY… NEED A DOORMAT? WALK MY WAY…
28. Where was your last car ride to and from?
TO THE DOCTOR AND HOME AGAIN…
29. Do you hold grudges?
I TRY NOT TO…
30. Ever felt that no one related to you?
DAILY
31. Had plans and broke them?
I DON’T USUALLY BREAK PLANS, BUT I GET BROKEN ON QUITE OFTEN.
33. What is the last book you read?
101 MOST INFLUENCIAL PEOPLE THAT NEVER EXISTED
34. What are you reading now?
NOTHING
35. Are you a tease?
NEVER
36. Who are you jealous of?
NO IDEA…
37. Who can always make you laugh?
MOM
38. Where do you see yourself in 4 years?
SOMEWHERE ELSE… SOMEWHERE VERY DIFFERENT.
39. Have you ever fallen for a best friend?
NO.
40. Who are you on the phone with?
NO ONE. I KEEP TRYIN TO CALL, BUT—NO SURPRISE—NO ANSWER…
41. What are you doing tonight?
APPARENTLY NOTHING.
42. Who sits behind you in math?
I’M IN COLLEGE. WE DON’T HAVE “MATH”… AND EVEN IF I DID, HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW WHO SITS BEHIND ME? THE PROFESSOR IS IN THE FRONT—THAT’S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
43. Have you ever kissed someone named John?
THAT’S AN INCREDIBLY RANDOM QUESTION … YES.
48. Do you like someone?
YES
51. Where will you be in 4 hours?
IN AUDITING CLASS, PROBABLY DYING.
52. Who are you thinking about?
SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T DESERVE IT…
55. What’s your worst injury?
JUST GETTING OVER PNEUMONIA…DOES THAT COUNT?
56. Have you ever been on a basketball team?
YEAH, IN 6TH GRADE
57. Do you dance?
I DO.
58. Can you sing?
NOT WELL, BUT I ENJOY IT.
59. Do you talk to someone on the phone every night before you go to bed?
NOT ANYMORE… HE’S GOTTEN BUSY…
60. What are you looking forward to in the next few weeks?
THEM BEING OVER.