That Doesn’t Add Up

Here is my biggest achievement of the day.

Know how your foot is the exact length of your forearm (elbow to wrist)? Well, my left foot matches up exactly to my right arm. My right foot, however, does not match my left arm. I am pretty sure that it is the fault of the surgery, but now, my right foot is significantly smaller than the left one.

Like shoe shopping wasn’t complicated enough already.