How the RFIM’s Saved the Election

By now, I’m sure you’re all aware that we as a nation have re-elected the nitwit that is George W. Bush for the next 4 years to serve as our President. There is certainly no need for me to do any sort of commentary concerning the outrage that this is, as there are a plentiful amount of those available all throughout cyberspace. No, what I’m here to do is look at why and how it happened. To give a statistical breakdown so to speak. Yes, that’s right, I did a bit of informal research last night involving the election and I’ve come to the following conclusion: The RFIM’s won George Bush the election.

 

Yes, I realize you’re shocked. First of all, that RFIM’s have the right to vote, I know I found that bit particularly shocking, but I’ve looked over the constitution multiple times and it seems there is no amendment barring RFIM’s from actually participating in the electoral process. Which, of course, is a crime in itself. Furthermore, when I surveyed RFIM’s on who they voted for the answers were overwhelming.

 

Of those who voted, 100% voted for Bush. That’s right, 100%. So, if RFIM’s make up merely 5% of the voting population, that would be enough to account for Bush’s victory. Yes, the same people who message me constantly asking to have wild sex, have chosen our leader. Democracy has spoken. God Bless America.

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November 3, 2004

lol. cutie

November 3, 2004

I voted for Kerry.

November 3, 2004

what are RFIM’s? laura

laura, you ask taht every time. do you ever foollow this jouranl?

“saved” the election?