Special 100th Entry: Incoherent Edition

For those of you scoring at home, this marks the official 100th entry to the diary. Of course, this is the official 100th entry only when you forget about the 20 or so that were deleted in the hacker attacks, but, nevertheless, it says 100 on the diary meter, and it is our job as diarists to accept whatever the diary meter tells us, so, the 100th entry it is. Feel free to have a drunken celebration tonight, complete with fun games like “Pin the Tale on the Diary” and any others that you feel are appropriate for the occasion. And, as always, practice safe sex.

Anyway, the last entry was met with the usual tepid response, but the note section was certainly questioned filled. I had Kristy asking about Zaxby’s, Andrea asking about Kristy, and President Bush asking about the possibility of me being a terrorist, since I keep listening to “A Cat’s in the Cradle.” Ok, so I made that last one up.

However, to answer the other questions, Zaxby’s is a chicken restaurant whose aim is to, and I quote, “Consistently create encore experiences that enrich lives one person at a time.” Apparently, this wondrous restaurant is yet to find its way to the heartland of America, Texas, which presumably is why Texans’ lives are not quite as enriched as other Americans. Explains a lot really.

As for the other question, Kristy is a bright young girl currently living in the state of Texas, somewhat lacking in enrichment due to the lack of Zaxby’s in her area. However, I believe she is moving to the state of Georgia relatively soon, which, as my fellow Georgians know, practically guarantees enrichment. And, if not enrichment, at least bigotry.

Of course, since Andrea is asking so many questions, perhaps we should question her on her own whereabouts. For seekers of diary wisdom must first share their own. Especially if they’re from my high school.

And on that note we’ll end this rather odd entry.