Tiffany’s Bracelet…

AN ELEGANT LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY’S. SHE LOOKS AROUND AND SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET. SO SHE WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT. AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS. VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE MISHAP AND PRAYS THAT NO ONE DID.

AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER.

GOOD LOOKING, AND AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY’S.

HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH A CORDIAL, "GOOD DAY, MADAM. HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?"

BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE FAUX PAS, SHE ASKS, "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET?"

HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, THEN YOU’RE GOING TO SHIT YOUR PANTS WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE!"