My Day & A Joke…

Hey All,

I went for my blood test today.  I got out early from work, no penalty.  If we’re not busy then they offer Voluntary Time Off (VTO), which is exactly that.  If you don’t want to go, you can stay because you just don’t apply for the VTO that day, but if you do, and you fall within their "not busy" time frames, then you get to leave early.  I still wasn’t feeling that great today.  Woke up with a headache and before I found out about my early leave being approved I had run to the bathroom twice to dry-wretch.

To end on a positive note, I thought I would share another funny…

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As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy. 11, a blonde catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.  The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.  When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.  She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door.  Again, the trucker lowers the window.  As if they had never spoken earlier, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.  At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.  The trucker lowers the window.  Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.  When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.  He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says…

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s winter in CANADA, and I’m driving the fuckin’ SALT TRUCK!!!!"

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Signing off for now…
(¯`v´¯) ~K.
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