Surgeons…

Hey All,

Found this joke in my email, thought it was hilarious, and decided to share:

*****Five Surgeons*****

The first, an Australian surgeon, says: ‘I like to see accountants on my  operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is  numbered.’

The second, a British surgeon, responds: ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’

The third, a French surgeon, says: ‘No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth, an American surgeon, chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers… those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But the fifth, a Canadian surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable.’

Hope you enjoyed it!! I know I did!
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