Why can’t I smoosh all three of them together…

Just here long enough to keep up with NoJoMo, and whine some more.

Pein (the current laptop), still won’t boot up. I push the button, it tries to live, then laughs at me.
Pingu (the last laptop) will still boot up, if you carefully hold the moniter screen in place, and then don’t breath. Unfortantely the littlest jolt, and Pingu’s screen goes all bye-bye.
Severus (the first laptop) will still boot up, but the black spot that at one point was just a crack, then looked like a penguin, now resembles a great big black eyeball (complete with eyebrow) kind of makes it difficult to see anything.

Critters no school tomorrow…They is going to school with me.

*looks over at table* I have a stack of laptops…They all hate me.

Anyway…Um…Yeah, there was something. Oh yeah…Homework…*looks at laptop* There is things on there I need! *falls over*