A Woman Should…&…Blogthings

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
A set of screwdrivers,
A cordless drill, and
A black lace bra…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
One friend who
Always makes her
Laugh…
And one
Who lets her cry…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
A good piece of furniture
Not previsously owned by
Anyone else in her family…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
Eight matching plates.
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
A feeling of control over Her destiny…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to fall in love Without losing herself…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to quite a job
Break up with a lover
And confront a friend without ruining the friendship…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
When to try harder…
When to walk away…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
That she can’t change…
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
That her childhood
May not have been Perfect…

But; It’s over…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
What she would and Wouldn’t
Do for love or money…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to live alone…
Even if She doesn’t like it…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
Whom she can trust, Whom she can’t.
And why she shouldn’t Take it personally…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
Where to go…
Be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
Or a charming inn in the woods…
When her soul needs soothing…

A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
What she can and can’t accomplish
In a day…
A month…
And a year…

Got that in an e-mail the other day.

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Some blog things!

First off, the one that dragged me to the blogthings site this time…

You Belong in Summer

Energetic, creative, and very curious about the world… You’re not going to let anything hold you back, especially a cold day. Whether you’re chilling out at the beach or partying all night, you live for the warm weather.

What Season Are You?

Things educational…or semi-educationally related…or something.

Your English Skills:

Vocabulary: 60% Grammar: 40% Punctuation: 40% Spelling: 40%

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

Your Learning Style: Unconventional and Insightful

You are very intuitive and ingenious. You’re attracted to any field of study that lets you break the rules. You Should Study: Art Art history Architecture Comparative religions Eastern religion Education Music Philosophy

What Should You Study?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren’t afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal. You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: Philosophy Music Theology Art History Foreign language

What Should You Major In?

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art. You would make an excellent: Actor – Art Teacher – Book Editor Clothes Designer – Comedian – Composer Dancer – DJ – Graphic Designer Illustrator – Musician – Sculptor The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What’s Your Ideal Career?

Awwwww…But I wanted to be more of a Sociopath…*pouts* *laughs*

You Are 32% Sociopath

From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good. It’s likely that you’re not a sociopath… just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

Are You A Sociopath?

Romance & Sexual related…

You Are A Realistic Romantic

It’s easy for you to get swept away by romance… But you’ve done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You’re still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don’t fall for every dreamy pick up line!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?

You’re an Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone’s hot, you’ll go in for the kiss – end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug – your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That’s because you’re a natural at seduction. You don’t realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You’re the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything – so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Something random…

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy

Well – one cute, soft, cuddly puppy… And a very soiled Christmas stocking.

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

*looks up at the last one* A puppy…Look Grimmie…A puppy. *headdesk* *laughs*

Well…It’s going to be after midnight before I get this posted, I’m sure…So I missed out on wishing everyone a Happy Mabon properly (not surprising for me). Also, as Sonja went to a birthday party today, postponing turkey dinner til tomorrow (Sunday). Still, it’s the thought behind the celebration, not the exact date in time.

Not much going on really…Aside from I’ve decided to stuff myself full of mint Milanos…and taking the evile retainer out to do it. I have to live in the bloody thing as it is…I need a break on occasion…I’m hoping half wearing comes quickly. I know it’s a necessity, after the last 2 1/2 years….It’s just that it’s hurting tonight.

I think I hate that kissing blogthing test…Got my brain thinking….*kicks brain* *laughs*  Did you know Milanos are the general shape of a tongue? *facepalm* Okay…I have some issues tonight. *laughs*

Okays….I’m out of here before I say something really messed up. *laughs*