10 ways to make my trainer pay!!

 Just venting so put up with my rant…

So I am thinking of ways to get even wtih him…this is my top 10 list of ways to make him pay…

10.  Buy him a 3 day vacation!!  To a nudist colony of old fat people!!!

9.  Make him brownies with ex-lax and marijuana!  Woot!  nothing like hallucinating on the toilet!!

8.  Give him a cat,  a male cat that pees on everything…

7.  Pay a mime to come to the gym and follow him around and do mime type things that mimic his actions and annoy him.

6.  Tell him that the workouts have pushed me over the edge and that I am now bisexual and I that I think he has a "purty mouff"

5.  Eat lots of beans and asparagus the night before one of our morning sessions…

4.  One week show him my gun collection in the trunk of my car…then next week repeatedly tell him I have been having strange dreams,  dreams where I kill my trainer by staking out the gym and sniping him as he gets into his car.

3.  Ask him to smell my shoes and tell me if that smells like a fungus or something.

2.  Ask him to smell my jock-strap and tell me if that smells like a fungus or something!

and my all-time favorite idea

1.  Buy him a Brazilian Body Wax and to make sure the attendant knows that he wants it bikini style!!!

I probably wouldnt do any of these things except maybe the body wax…