I hate my trainer!!!

 Week 5 of Physical Training.

I signed up at a gym,  and I signed up for 3 months of a personal trainer…3 times a week plus the group sessions 

I hate him…he is 23,  and perky and peppy,  when I was 23 I was also in pretty good shape..

I keep telling him I am not bendy like I used to be…when I do squats my knees sound like popcorn,  he insists that its just nerves and pockets of air and not bone grinding together….if I end up driving a Hover-round when I am 55 I’m going to run his ass over in the parking lot!!

I think I am going to track him down when he is 40 and hire a 23 year old…trainer to kick his ass in the gym…

I have taken to whenever he turns his back on me to flip the bird at him,  I did tell him that he is an asshole when he made me do something really hard..why would I consider it training to repeatedly flip a tractor tire over and over and over and over and over…

He said I could text him during the day if I am really angry…I don’t think that he really wants to see me really mad..

Last week I literally thought I was having a heart attack during circuit training…he is trying to keep my heart rate at 150+ continuous for 20 minutes…I wash still sweating after the shower after the workout and if you want my opinion that doesnt seem right..

the good news is that mah boobs are getting perkier!!! Rofl!  I am almost a b-cup!!!  Well that might be exagerating a little.

I was thinking of making brownies with some ex-lax in it.

well thats all for now.