yay! my vacation is over!

 Wow,  I don’t know if this a comment on my children or that I am some kind of misanthropic malcontent but I am so damn glad my vacation is over so I can go to work and get some peace and quiet!

I might post pics/videos of the highlights:  watching my son faceplant on the surfboard which I am pretty sure I got on tape,  I also shot one of me going down some damn waterslide…

All in all had a good time but pretty frickin tired,  2 teens, and 2 8 year old girls….7 days at Seaside….yeah …I want off the bus!

I was so excited looking forward to drinking every morning then for lunch and then dinner…hell I drank less on this trip then I do at home…bottle of JW black and I think I got about one drink out of it… brought a book to read…,never got to read once….

Water was seaweed until the 3rd day when storms moved in for 2 days,  cleared the water up to crystall but then heavy surf until friday so then one day of good water then down to Tarpon Springs for a wedding…

I brought the teens scuba diving both went for the first time,  I was a nervous wreck as my fuckin son wouldnt listen to the instructor, and the exchange student we have with us didnt understand a word he was saying…..Both teens think after 5 damn minutes they are Jacque Fuckin Custeau,  I asked my instructor for another 5 lbs of weight,  he said no,  I am like "dude,  I know its been a few years but I’m telling you I need some more weight,  I am not neutral in the water" he says I am fine,  finally I just swim to the bottom and put some damn rocks in my pocket fucktard instructor is too lazy to yell to the diveboat for a weight….I was happy to see that my air consumption was nice and low,  end of the dive I had 1500psi left in the tank …highlight of the trip was watching all the snorkelers around the boat getting stung by jellyfish,  and when my son got stung I explained that ammonia would stop the stinging and the source of that would be locally produced from his bladder I.e Urine!!  I offered to supply him some!  Ha ha!  the look on his face was precious!  I video taped parts of the dive, bought this new camera thing called a "Gopro" kinda cool little gadget…

How is this for coincidence:  I took the girls to a braid shop to get hair wraps done,  and I ran into a girl from Israel that Abby and I had met 4 years earlier in Destin,  Wow….she has aged alot but I didnt say that too her…I asked her how she remembered and she said that she remembered me because I asked alot of questions about where she is from, and also about her home in Russia before she emmigrated.  Hmmm Small world…..I do ask alot of questions particularly about people from different places…

Anyways I am glad to be home,  cant wait to get to work in a few hours….

Sister in Law is coming with 4 kids later today….think I might go get a hotel room for a few days for some peace and quiet

peace out!