Ya bam!

Ive just been to my local Job Cente to get Job Seekers Allowance, and it was a real experience. I feel dirty. This is bad, they are my fellow human beings and I shouldnt be a snob. I never thought I was one until I went there though. Seriously, I thought these people were weeded out. When they werent eating things off the floor they were picking fights, or trying to shag right there in the office. Im going home to have a shower. I am so ashamed – I have to claim the dole. Noone else in my family has ever had to do this. I am part of the great un-washed.