Chinos should carry a health warning.

I was invited to Go’s for dinner on Thursday which was nice cause her and GB have moved into a nice new flat and I had to go and have anosey around. We had Lasagne and much wine, and it was a really good laugh cause BB, GB and me all have similar senses of humour so we were all cracking jokes like crazy and most of them were good. Unfortunately Go was the butt of most of them so I think she got a bit pissed off. Its what she gets for dating a guy who works for KFC’s. We just had to get a “Finger licking good!” in there somewhere….

Then after dinner we went to NL’s new flat party. Its also a nice flat with nice flatmates. I proceeded to ingratiate myself to them by bringing up all the goss from NL’s past, which they all found really funny. She didnt seem to mind though cause I chatted about it to her the next day and she just thought it was funny like the rest of them. I got REALLY drunk cause they had filled their bath with booze (in bottles – nto a giant punch bowl that would be minging,) and NL had made very tasty Vodka Jellies and cocktails and stuff.

The next night BB’s sister was staying with him for one night so we took her out to a few bars and eventually a club. I say club, I mean cheesy old student union. But they had good music and cheap drink. Thats where the health warning of the title comes from. The university here considers itself to be “oxbridge” in its outlook, i.e. its full of public school idiots who  shout a lot and know very little. As a concequence, a lot of the boys who were dancing were wearing beige chinos with a high-collar button-down shirt. IN A STUDENT UNION. Anyways they were even more drunk than we were so they were amusing to watch when they danced to Shania Twain etc. The high-point though was when they Ali-G’ed themselves through Fatman Scoop (Be Faithfull.)

A couple of BB’s flatmates came out with us and at first I thought the male one was gay cause he kept looking at me and perked up noticeable when I explained how I knew BB (my ex-bloke lived opposite BB in 1st year and I hung out with his hall-mates.) He seemed to chat to me more once I mentioned that, but both BB’s sister and his other flatmate (both female) claimed he stroked them innappropriately towards the end of the night so maybe I was imagining it.

All in all a very drunken but enjoyable couple of days. Weekend was dull though.