Never trust the people who pay your wage

I got one of the most dreaded things in Western civillisation today….a letter from my bank saying I was overdrawn to the tune of fifteen pounds, and unless I give them my first-born, both kidneys and a lung, a hemisphere of brain and my soul, they will hire a hit-man to hunt me down and kill me. Or words to that effect.

This is all because my twat of an ex-boss still hasnt paid me for work I did five weeks ago. Wanker. I am literally pennyless and now have the bank of shitland stalking me. He owes me ~£400 and he’s taking his precious fookin time getting it to me. Wanker!