Multi-Tasking Men? Never!!

*sing to tune of Mickey Mouse Club*
“Monday sucks oh Monday sucks oh
Monday is the worst day
And i’m certain you’ll agree
M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S
Almost got in an accident
Then I got played
M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S
Monday sucks
Boys suck
All they ever want is to get laid
My shoulder hurts I’m boiling mad
Nothing is ok
M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S!”

Yah so welcome to my Monday. I agree with Heather. Tuesday is not being bitchy this week. But Monday was bad. And good I guess. I had some errands to do for Mom and so I dragged Branden and Kaba with me. And Branden had to leave right when we got back to school. So he offered to take us up to the school in his car so we didn’t have to walk. And he did some funny thing reversing his car with Kaba while I was parking. And he tried to do it again when i got in the car but his brakes gave out and he had to serve to miss hitting a car. And it threw me across the backseat into the door. I hit my head on the window and smashed my shoulder into the door armrest. It still hurts quite a bit. Made my shoulder tense up and I think I pulled a muscle in my neck again. When besides that, when I flew across the seat my cell fell out of my pocket. Which I didn’t realize until after Branded already went to work. So I had to drive out to the A&P to find him and get into his car. Thankfully he did have it so I was saved. But now I can’t even wear t-shirts cause it hurts my shoulder. I have on a tank top today because it hurts so much. And then Garrett told me that Tom was playing me and Kaba and Tom didn’t care about us at all. He was only telling us because he didn’t wan me to get hurt. So I told Kaba and it really upset her. So we are planning a way to kill him and torture him and mess with his mind. It will be fun! I’ll leave you all with this quote from a little old Italian secretery from my law firm.

“Know why guys can’t multi-task like women? We do 8 million things a day but ask him to pick up the dry cleaning and he goes insane. Why? They have one thing on the brain and one thing only. Sex. Say dry cleaning and they think of taking them off, not picking them up!” ~ Diana

Oh and I can’t forget Kristen, stated matter-of-factly. “Boys are evil. We should throw rocks at them. Some days there are just not enough rocks.”