Spam Poetry # 1

Ok so the name of the game – or rather – the rules of the game – you take some spam mail and use ONLY the words within the spam to create a poem (or something). Sounds fun (yes I AM that bored). Like this:

 

– Feeds Without Disaster –
 
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Rampage, Practical, Alert
Be not strangers here.
 
Risking everything –
Take over this grand chessboard
Spare me disaster.
 
– I Held My Breath
 
And here’s the original Spam message:
 
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Sent: September 30, 2006 2:35 AM
To: I Held My Breath
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