ADMITTEDLY FAKE NEWS

Most people are aware the our President attended Fordham University in NYC and then moved to the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School of Economics.

Most people are aware that our President just finished an Asian Tour .

Most people are aware that our President met with the People in the Chinese Government.

Most people are aware that just prior to our President arriving in China three UCLA Freshmen Basketball recruits were filmed allegedly shoplifting Louis Vuitton Sunglasses and were arrested. They are currently being held at their Hotel under House Arrest.

Most people are aware just how demeaning it must have been for our President

to have to plead for their release.

And yet most people are aware our President not only did this pleading but was successful.

Now, few people are aware of the behind the scenes trading required to make this all happen. The Sunglass Trio will be freed next year just after the conclusion of the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament and helping our President to fill out a better Bracket than Mr. Obama. Trade offs and Trade offs. Ups man ship!!

Breaking real news claims the three were freed and allowed to return to the US Today. This is after Odds Makers gave Fordham no chance of surviving the first round even if they make the 64 team .