Sex In The Dorms

“Happiness is to take up the struggle in the midst of the raging storm and not to pluck the lute in the moonlight or recite poetry among the blossoms.” ~Ding Ling
 
Man, things are crazy. I found out some interesting news today and I truthfully, shouldn’t be surprised, but I am.
 
Monday was a good day. Did the school thing and the work thing. Work was interesting and lots of funny things happened. We have a mouse in the office. Abe, as he has been named by Pate. Abe keeps people alert. We have set out glue traps in hopes of catching Abe.
 
I walked into the office at midnight on Monday and there sat Bern, taping condoms to little pieces of pink paper announcing “Sex in the Dorms.” It is a program they do every year to inform students about sexually transmitted diseases, pregnancy, and all the other fun stuff that accompanies it. The RA’s were planning on giving every flat a little flier with a condom attached to it. Bern wanted to finish it, so he asked if I would help him. I said sure and asked what he wanted me to do, I basically taped condoms to pieces of paper. However Manny and Vinnie were working so the four of us found a lot of entertainment in the whole situation. Every sentence was taken out of context and we all had quite a few good laughs.
 
Later Bern left, then Manny and Vinnie went on rounds. Vinnie went back to his flat to do schoolwork and Manny came up to the desk. We talked, ate pizza, and just hung out. It was 3 and I clocked out. After clocking out, Manny and I started making-out. Yeah, we were making out in the office. The main part of the office is made up entirely of windows. After about five minutes of making out there, I pulled us into the hallway because I didn’t feel the need to have the whole world know that we were making out at work. Probably not the smartest thing to do, but sometimes you just gotta relax. About fifteen minutes into us making out you can hear Abe making noises. Unhappy noises. Abe finally found the glue trap and was not able to move. That was distracting and took some of the fun out of the making out. I don’t know what happened to Abe the next day, but I felt bad for him when I left because he was quite distressed.
 
Tuesday wasn’t anything extraordinary. Wrote a paper and went out to dinner with Gina, since I wouldn’t be able to this week. We caught up on things in each other’s lives and then parted ways. She is planning on going out with us this Friday, so that is bound to be entertaining.
 
Today, was interesting. Manny finally went to the doctor concerning his eye and his finger. He still can’t straighten his finger and his eye has a really big red spot in it where his blood vessel burst. So he did that this morning.
 
The crazy girl (Laura) from the office called me today and asked me if I knew that Jinx was in town this past weekend. I informed her that I did not know this. She told me she found out, and you could tell that she was really upset. So I told her I would come up to the office and talk with her. She has had a crush on Jinx since last spring and he is still with the girl that he cheated on. He is not even in this state anymore and she still wants to date this guy. Well, I listened to her talk about him and I gave my perspective because I had dated Jinx, for the short time that it was. Well, during this I realize that Jinx had lied to me. Yeah, during our relationship I had once asked Jinx if he had ever had sex. He said no, that he was still a virgin. BULLSHIT!!!  I just don’t understand why he would lie about it. Let’s just clarify, that yes, I am still a virgin and quite content with it.
 
Apparently him and Laura had had sex a few times, this is after we dated. But she informed me that he was anything but a virgin. Fine by me, but the fact that he lied to me really pisses me off. I hate it when people lie.
 
So after all this is discussed, Charles pops up into the office to pick up a book. I offer him pizza but realize he can’t eat it, pepperoni. He informs me that Manny is here and that he would probably eat it. Manny was in the car, so I walked down and gave him two slices. That’s when I hear what the doctor told him today. His eye will heal, just needs to use some eye drops. His finger on the other hand, is broken. The doctor thinks that he had broken it or fractured it in the past and it didn’t heal properly so this time it is really broke. Great.
So now I am off to the “Sex In The Dorms” program and then work. How exciting.