Humor for today –

No offence meant to my blond friends. 🙂

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the State Trooper arrived.

“Wow!” the Trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”

“Yes, Officer, I’m just fine.” the blonde chirped.

“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the Trooper asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. “I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere, this TREE popped up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another TREE! I swerved to the left, and there was another TREE! I swerved to the right, and there was another TREE! I swerved to the left and there was…”

“Ugh, ma’am”, the Trooper said cutting her off, “there isn’t a TREE on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

All items © 2005 CAMElias/Dakk O’ta unless otherwise noted.