Top 10 Signs That You Smoke Too Much!
10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a “cigarette break”.
9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.
8. Your title for the Surgeon General: “Captain Bringdown”.
7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.
6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.
5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying “Go down to
the big pile of cigarette butts…”.
4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts.
3. You smoke during sex.
2. You refer to nonsmokers as “pink-lunged sissy boys”.
1. You explain to the nurse that you didn’t realize you were in a “non-smoking” iron lung.
lol/ I used to smoke like a chimney and then I started mountain bike riding and was huffing and puffing. If smoking wasn’t so darn bad for you … I know I would still be smoking.
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Love y’all’s picture on the front.
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must leave this lying around for the husband to read. that would be subtle wouldn’t it? xxx
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LOL, you forgot something in the morning schedule…Wake up, cough for three hours WHILE SMOKING A PACK OF CIGS, then nap. I used to live with someone who deserves a title for the amount of smoking she does.
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Now THAT was FUNNY! Especially number two!
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