the emperor’s new away strip….?

this

is pretty much the size of mountain* barcelona have to climb in 3 weeks after they went to milan and got humped in the san siro by the rosso-nerri (eye-talian for: durrty ravioli munching sambucca swilling greasy haired cheating lothatrios)

2:0!

i’m sensing the end of a dynasty

they’ve finally figured out that for all the pretty triangles and slinky tikki takki barca have a pretty shite defense

the emperor’s new kit has been found out

oh well…..

love & good wishes to tito vilanova & his family in his battle against the big C

as billy shankly said all those years ago:

SOME PEOPLE SAY FITBA’ IS A MATTER O LIFE AND DEATH…. NO NO NO – IT’S MUCH MAIR IMPORTANT THAN THAT!

peace out y’all

dimitri xx

*it’s olympus mons…. it’s fekkin’ huge……. TWENTY TWO KILOMETRES…. that’s a lot of mountain!