Lifted…

I grabbed this from William the Bloody who ganked it from Karmie…

The official instructions:

Go to Google and type “(your name) needs” with the quotation marks. Then pick the 5 funniest results. Copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers

And you see, I think 5 is boring. So 10 it is. Yay!

Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake! (YES! I do. I’m hungry!)

Renee needs a home. (Actually, no. I have one of those. It’s just a little empty these days.)

Renee needs to get back to the enjoyment of “just being.” (Hrm. Yes. Maybe? I don’t know. Just being… Being what? Being a marshmallow? a monkey?)

Renee needs to be desired “as a woman”. (HELL YES.)

Renee needs a man. (PLEASE OH PLEASE! With ice cream and a cherry on top????)

Renee needs to review chapters/authors to update, and fill gaps in text with new chapters. (Ok. I didn’t know I had chapters to review. Will get on that right away boss.)

Renee needs someone to trust. (Oh yeah. *sigh*)

Renee needs to stick to playing bubbly British blondes. (Oh. Uh. Really? Hrm. So, I guess the blonde hair was working for me. And British… well I can mimic my grandmother’s accent pretty well. I guess I could do that.)

Renee needs to be taken seriously. (No, I don’t. Not really. I’m not very serious. Unless I need to be. I’m actually quite silly. I’m sure none of you knew that.)

Renee needs help organizing the reunion. (Nah. I don’t care about a reunion.)

The End.

Was going to try “Corbeau needs” but only came up with nine similar answers so… I gave up.

I’m pretty sure over half of those up there have to deal with Renee Zellwegger.

Ok. So. I’m all entrified.

Have a great day everyone!!!

*hugs all around*

Much love!