Stolen from Angie…

I stole it from Angie because I don’t feel well and it’s something simple to do… so here it is:

In bold are the people I would shag if given half a chance.

In italics are the people I’ve never heard of.

In bold and underlined is the man of my dreams. (Can I have more than one? No? Darn.)

 WOMEN:

1) Jennifer Aniston

2) Angelina Jolie

3) Demi Moore

4) Mila Kunis

5) Catherine Zeta-Jones

6) Courtney Thorne-Smith

7) Laura Prepon

8) Brooke Shields

9) Piper Perabo

10) Jessica Simpson (NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. I’d die first!)

11) Renee Zellweger

12) Britney Spears

13) Christina Aguilera

14) Brittany Murphy

15) Michelle Pfeiffer

16) Cameron Diaz

17) Jaime King

18) Penelope Cruz (Oh, you mean drowned rat? No.)

19) Julia Stiles

20) Courteney Cox

21) Lisa Kudrow

22) Helen Hunt

23) Eva Mendes

24) Lindsay Lohan

25) Gwen Stefani

26) Keira Knightley

27) Sarah Jessica Parker

28) Sophia Bush

29) Portia DeRossi

30) Keri Russell

31) Sara Rue (I love her, I don’t know whether I’d shag her or not though.)

32) Rachel McAdams

33) Molly Shannon

34) Neve Campbell

35) Ever Carradine

36) Christina Ricci

37) Gaby Hoffmann

38) Jenna Jameson

39) Jessica Biel

40) Jessica Alba

41) Nicole Ritchie

42) Laura San Giacomo

43) Kate Winslet

44) Lisa Marie Presley

45) Beyonce

46) Janet Jackson

47) Jennifer Lopez

48) Reese Witherspoon

49) Vanessa Carlton

50) Madonna

51) Debra Messing

52) Joan Cusack

53) Sarah Silverman

54) Angela Bassett

55) Halle Berry

56) Bette Midler

57) Sandra Bullock

58) Constance Marie

59) Alicia Silverstone

60) Queen Latifah

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MEN:

1. Stephen Dorff

2. Wesley Snipes

3. Denzel Washington

4. Samuel L Jackson

5. Hayden Christensen

6. Ian Somerhalder

7. James Van Der Beek

8. Ashton Kutcher

9. Seann William Scott

10. The Rock 

11. Brendan Fraser

12. Robert Deniro

13. Shane West

14. Hugh Grant

15. Colin Firth (As Angie Said: THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BOLDTYPE IN THE WORLD)

16. Liam Neeson

17. Daniel Day-Lewis

18. Leonardo DiCaprio

19. Billy Zane

20. Harry Connick Jr (Again Angie said it: THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BOLDTYPE IN THE WORLD)

21. Sean Astin

22. Dominic Monaghan

23. Karl Urban

24. Vin Diesel

25. Paul Walker

26. Joshua Jackson

27. James Marsden

28. Shawn Ashmore

29. Hugh Jackman

30. Adam Sandler

31. Owen Wilson

32. Viggo Mortensen

33. Elijah Wood

34. Tobey Maguire

35. James Franco

36. Alfred Molina

37. Harrison Ford (ONLY if it were 20 years ago and he was dressed as Han Solo or Indiana Jones)

38. Sean Connery

39. Mekhi Phifer

40. LL COOL J

41. Napolean Dynomite

42. Ewan McGregor (Stealing from Angie: THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BOLDTYPE IN THE WORLD)

43. Robert Redford

44. Christian Bale

45. Jared Leto

46. Eminem

47. Ben Affleck (It pains me to admit this.)

48. Josh Hartnett

49. Bruce Willis

50. Billy Bob Thornton

51. Dennis Quaid

52. Jake Gyllenhaal

53. Patrick Swayze

54. Keanu Reeves

55. Gary Oldman

56. Matthew Broderick

57. Steve Buscemi

58. Michael Madsen

59. Jackie Chan

60. Pierce Brosnan

61. Patrick Fugit

62. Jack Nicholson

63. Jude Law

64. Matt Damon

65. Clive Owen (YES! Oh yes PLEASE!)

66. Ryan Phillippe

67. Benicio Del Toro

 68. Johnny Depp (*SWOON*)

69. Orlando Bloom (*SWOON*)

70. Sean Bean

71. Eric Bana

72. Brad Pitt

73. George Clooney

74. Mark Wahlberg

75. Jason Statham

76. Edward Norton

77. Ben Stiller

78. Adrian Brody

79. Vince Vaughn

80. Joaquin Phoenix (I can’t… he’s Angie’s! =o) )

81. Russell Crowe

 82. Billy Boyd

83. Paul Bettany

84. Heath Ledger

85. Mel Gibson

86. Jason Isaacs (MMMMMMM. In full-on Lucius costume or without… *swoon*)

87. Alan Rickman

 88. Kevin Costner

89. Christian Slater

90. Antonio Banderas (Another embarassing admission.)

91. Tom Cruise

92. Ving Rhames

93. John Cusack

94. John Malkovich

95. Charlie Sheen

96. Kiefer Sutherland

97. Emilio Estevez (Only during his Young Guns II phase)

98. Rob Lowe

99. Matt Dillon

100. Kevin Bacon

The End.

 

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