OD Something Something Survey Thing

Stolen from my dear Angiekins and done because I’ve got cramps from hell and I can’t leave work so I have to have something to take the mind off the pain ~~(DEAR GOD THE PAIN!)~~ So here goes…

1. Have you ever had a crush on an ODer? Oh yes… I mean, I’m known for my shaggables and three of my OD crushes made it onto that list – Sunil, Angie, and Will the Bloody. I did have a crush on World_Domination as well when he was here but alas he was deleted. =(

2. Are you crushing on an ODer right now? Just the usual – Angie, Sunil, Will …

3. Have you ever fantasised about an ODer? I’ve dreamt about them (have I mentioned how much I love the word dreamt? I love it. It makes me think dirty thoughts. I don’t know why.) *cough* Um, anyway, I’ve dreamt about them but I don’t think I’ve ever fantasised about them… *ponders* Possibly.

4. Does the word “ODer” make you think I’m asking you about odor? Nah.

5. Would this survey be funnier if I WAS asking you all these intimate questions about odors? Heh “Have you ever fantasised about an odor” Oh yes! CHOCOLATE. I’ve had some nasty dirty fantasies about chocolate. And freshly mown grass! Grass and Chocolate together. Ooh dirty.

6. Have you or do you know someone who has ever fallen in love with a fellow ODer and gotten together? Nope.

7. Do you hate any ODers? Whom? Is it who or whom here? Nope. I don’t hate any ODers. I’m quite happy with everyone I have on my favorites … and I don’t read anyone else.

8. Have you ever dreamed about any ODers? YES! As mentioned above. I had a dream that Angie and Sunil were snogging on a rescue boat as they paddled away from the sinking boat that Will and I were trapped on. I’ve had quite a few others as well. They’re always fun.

9. Have you ever had sex with an ODer? Nope.

9a. Phone sex? Nope.

9b. Cybersex? I’m not online enough. So in other words: Nope.

10. Have you ever written about something you’d never dream of telling anyone you know IRL in OD? Indeed. It’s been awhile but yes.

11. Did it feel weird if after you wrote it, you ended up being friends in real life with ODers? I’ve never met any ODers. *sniff*

12. Did you find yourself censoring your writing once you knew OD people in real life? I think I censor myself anyway. I find that I’m afraid to open up to anyone… even in my own Journal about many things in my life. I think after that one time I was attacked by an anonymous noter my OD life hasn’t been the same.

13. Are you reading a diary right now that you suspect might be fake? Nope.

14. Is there a diarist you think is overrated for the amount of attention they get? Nope. I adore all of my very much adored diarists.

15. Have you ever started reading a diarist because you’ve seen a picture of them and you thought they were hot? Not that I recall.

16. Did an ODer ever write an entry that offended you so much you never read them again? Again, not that I recall.

17. What’s your pet spelling/grammar peeve on OD? Oh come on, we all have at least one. Anything that involves using a number in place of a letter or numerous letters. L8er is one that really drives me bananas.

18. Are we all pretty geeky, just by default? But of course. That’s why we love each other.

*hugs all her geeky OD friends*

=oP