It’s no fun if they don’t know you’re mocking them

Loud Guy at Work: Hey – I saw the greatest movie last night! Hitman!

Assembled Lackluster Co-workers: Meh

Loud Guy: No, really. It rocked! There was this guy who was raised to be an assassin and there were all these action scenes…

Me: Hey! Was that the one movie where there’s the guy and he’s shooting at the other guys? And they’re shooting back? And there’s a car chase? And lots of explosions?

Loud Guy: Yeah! Did you see it?

Me: Nah.

Loud Guy: … Well you should. It rocked.