Morning Diner Part 1

So – I’m at the usual diner/Denny’s analog where I do the oatmeal and coffee every morning.

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Waitress: So, what do you want?

Mike: Hmmm – that Plate o’ Meat special looks good.

Waitress: You want that with extra meat or extra cheese?

Mike: I’ll have the oatmeal. With a side of fruit.

Waitress: Pussy. Who wants to live forever?

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It’s not quite like that – but it’s close